best funny bumper stickers??

Question

you've all been driving along and just had to crack up at the car in front of you....now what did that sticker say?? 10 points to the best one!!!

Answer 1

u gotta check it out, it's simply hilarious.
http://www.prankplace.com/stickers.htm

here's a few:
~There are 3 types of people: Those who can count and those who can't.
~I'm 51% Pussycat and 49% B*tch DON'T PUSH IT
~All Men are created equal, one step below women
~Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks your an @$$hole.
~I AM NOT AN ALCOHOLIC I'M A DRUNK ALCOHOLICS GO TO MEETINGS
~HOW'S MY DRIVING? DIAL 1-800-EAT-$#!T
~Keep honking...I'm reloading

Answer 2

1.) I drive like you do...
2.) Stupidity is not a crime so your free to go
3.) Watch out for the idiot behind me
4.) I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth!
5.) Low riders are for little boys who can't get it up.
6.) He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Answer 3

this is a sticker for west coast lacrosse (so if u dont know anything about lacrosse... you might not get it)

If i had known my child liked being beaten with sticks.... i wouldve started years ago!

Answer 4

sit down, shut up, and hold on!
drive it like you stole it!
on a red convertable with an old man behind the wheel..... because i never grew up,thats why

Answer 5

In Aberdeen, Scotland.

Dear God, let there be another oil strike. We promise not to piss it away next time.

Answer 6

foto of a toilet say dont tail gate i flush easy. most tacky and cruel Missing your cat? look under my wheels

Answer 7

1) Your kid may be an honor student, but your still an idiot
2) Your kid may be an honor student, but my kid can still kick his butt
3) Do you think you can drive any better with that cell phone stuck up your butt?

Answer 8

I know im a *****, who isn't
Blondes on board watch out

Answer 9

Im only speeding cause I really have to POOP

Answer 10

ablind man is driving this car.../
rlectricians have longer fuses..
if your horny just honk..