2007-03-11 16:09:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
okay so you drive with some of your friends really late at night wait till they fall asleep then slam on the breaks an stab the person in the passengers seat in the heart you should see the face of them right before they die its priceless haha =P
2007-03-11 16:13:22 · answer #1 · answered by will B 2 · 0⤊ 5⤋
I was editor of a monthly business newspaper. I printed and entire full length April Fools edition; it was hilarious. I created all these weird businesses that had committed to coming to town and opening plants. It was a somewhat depressed area; so the townspeople got all excited; even though the stories were clearly of Monty Python parameters; I made an especially good one about a buffalo processing company that wanted to make buffi (a buffalo sushi) and other totally bizarre products. Also there was the Short Shrift motel for short people. Lots of funny photos including the Mayor of the town kissing a stuffed buffalo head. I was almost ridden out of town on a rail along with tarring and feathering.
2007-03-11 23:16:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was sitting and day dreaming when I was supposed to be paying attention at a meeting, and I kinda wondered what would happen if I filled a some body's car with punch out holes from a paper puncher.
I decided to do that for April Fools day, but I wanted it to be good, so I started saving up paper hole punch outs for like, 4 months... I didn't want to have a weenie amount and try to pull a lame practical joke!
I had around 2 trash bags worth, and I still didn't think it was enough, so I asked my friends to help me out...
we actually punched paper after school in the library..when we were talking, when we were bored..I mean seriously, that was like, our life goal for about 3 months.
We still didn't think we had enough, so we started a Paper hole Punch out Drive in the back of the school where people ate lunch....we actually convinced around 30 people to go out and help us.
In the end we had 4 large trash bags full of tiny hole punches...
The teacher we ended up pranking we knew really well, and we knew that he always cracked his windows.
We sneaked out at break when we knew he would be at a meeting, and used cardboard to funnel the paper into the car.
The only thing that could have made it better would have been if we could have filled out the whole car. As it was, we got the whole driver seat covered with a person-tall pile of papers.
he originally flipped out, then he just sat on the paper punchouts left on the chair, and drove home.
lol
he never did find out who did it
hope hes not on here. ;-\
2007-03-11 23:28:07 · answer #3 · answered by free_the_frenchfries 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is pretty gross, last year I went into my sisters bathroom and chewed up a king size dark chocolate bar and spit it out on toilet paper and put it on top of her wastebasket. It looked so gross. Then I waited for a long time before she went in to the bathroom, but her reaction was worth it! When she came out I told her it was April Fools and it was only chocolate.
2007-03-11 23:23:48 · answer #4 · answered by gus_zalenski 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I called my bosses wife a couple years ago (with his permission of course)and pretended to be from the police department. I told her we had pulled her husband over on a routine traffic stop and found a large amount of cocaine in the vehicle. You could here the sudden change in attention in her voice as she tried to hear what I had to say but not let her co-workers know her husband was in jail for drug possesion. Then she asked if she could speak to him I told her "no he's in detox right now, but I'll have his lawyer call you"...this went on for about 10 minutes before I couldn't take it anymore and handed the phone to her husband.
2007-03-12 00:31:29 · answer #5 · answered by statics1977 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
find a toy rat ( i found mine in the pets department) tie a sting (fishing wire ) to it and rig it to the microwave door at work to where it moves outward when the door is opened as if jumping out at the person who opens it. take pictures of of your freaked out coworker and post them on the bulletin board oh it made me laugh my a-s-s off when i did it last year.
2007-03-11 23:23:44 · answer #6 · answered by premedhopeful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask people if they would like a free cigarette lighter.
When they say yes, give them a match.
Then say, "Aw just kidding. Would you like a free portable coat hanger?" and then give them a nail.
2007-03-12 00:27:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I made a joke once about a big spider and then suddenly a big spider appeared and is was no joke anymore!
2007-03-11 23:14:27 · answer #8 · answered by Toddacanda 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
switched coffee with plum juice and vinegar =]
2007-03-11 23:18:35 · answer #9 · answered by Sugar Cookie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU!
2007-03-11 23:15:01 · answer #10 · answered by Tiful K. 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋