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maaaaaybe he has to go to the toilet. easy now people.

2007-03-11 16:01:32 · 7 answers · asked by darkling 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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i think its the believers who should give him a break.
i mean..
jeeze. we dont even believe in the guy. = he can have whatever break he wants.

2007-03-11 16:03:56 · answer #1 · answered by uhohspaghettiohohs 5 · 0 0

If people were realy bothering him, they would know about it real quick.
When's the last time someone bothered you? Let them know about it didn't you?
Maaaaaybe he's got the patience of a saint ?
Maaaaaybe he's busy running the universe ?
Maaaaaybe the God answereing service department is busy and we just gotta wait our darn turn ?
Maaaaaybe we should be more concerned about what we are supposed to be doing and alittle less concerned with what He is supposed to be doing.
I thaught we were the children and He the Father ?
Go tell your boss at work how he is supposed to be making things better and why he isn't doing things the way you think he should be doing them. See how far you get with that one.
Yea, and when you get him to listen and straiten up then go see the local polititions and then the president and then the Pope and finnally work your way up to God. That seems like a natural progression. Get all those others in line first and then go bother God..... I mean if he's supposed to answere your call and do things just the way YOU think then those other way lesser people should be no problem , Right ?
Yea Right....
I got an Idea, straiten up your own life, then go bother God, maybe then he will have a reason to answere the call.

2007-03-11 23:29:03 · answer #2 · answered by garfield 2 · 0 0

the bible says that God dwells within the praises of his people not within houses built of stones ,,so hes not a being of flesh,, hes a spirit and must be worshiped in spirit and in truth ,, now some folkes dont believe thats fine ,,leaves more time for God to hear my prayers,, and for me to say thankyou ,,and God wouldnt have to go to the potty,, hes got an everlasting heavenly body,, and can be or do anything ,,saying he needs a break ,is to deny his godhood ,and to HUMANIZE the supreme being ,, hmm so you want to worship a lesser GOD

2007-03-11 23:09:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

God goes when he needs to. Where do you think rain and hail come from.

Not to mention his flatulent thunder.

2007-03-11 23:06:12 · answer #4 · answered by Dave P 7 · 0 0

they need a scapegoat for there problems and its us that cause them in the first place

2007-03-11 23:11:09 · answer #5 · answered by woodsonhannon53 6 · 0 0

he doesnt have any but He has angels to help and he does rest sometimes

2007-03-11 23:04:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

my email is walkergemarious@yahoo.com

2007-03-11 23:06:29 · answer #7 · answered by Gemarious W 1 · 0 0

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