And the punch line is:
A blue banana, a nice cabana, and Carlos Santana.
2007-03-11 15:52:09 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
three things your aunt did in mexico
2007-03-11 15:58:39 · answer #1 · answered by premedhopeful 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What do you get when you mix 2 oz Creme de Banane, 2 oz Blue Curacao, a gazebo, and a Latin American Rock Musician?
A blue banana, a nice cabana, and Carlos Santana
2007-03-11 23:09:58 · answer #2 · answered by dumenuff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There were two guys walking on the street when they tripped on three objects. One guy kissed the object. The other guy ate one and sat on the other. They fell deeply in loveeeee! guess what the objects were?
A blue banana, a nice cabana, and Carlos Santana
2007-03-11 22:56:48 · answer #3 · answered by Tiful K. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Last year ,I was in Caribbean Island on my show as Carmen Miranda,after the show ,I went to my cabana with my lover and guitarist Carlos Santana.While we are drinking and kissing (we are slow,'cause our age is not 18 yrs old anymore.) Some one throw a banana while I was standing up ,smack down in my ***** okay,!! below my belt,I could have swear it is a nice yellow banana,but when it fell down on my feet,it was a blue banana,hmm,you do think the banana got electricuted or burned because I am a sizzling HOT NUMBER????, Smile!!
2007-03-11 23:26:34 · answer #4 · answered by Vannili 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is a nice relaxing day at a resort ruined by some awful music from the 70s?
2007-03-11 22:57:09 · answer #5 · answered by schneid123 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A sheepherders dream in old Montana!
2007-03-11 22:57:59 · answer #6 · answered by pistolero 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What question makes you feel your on Jeopardy ? For $1000 Alex.
2007-03-11 22:56:19 · answer #7 · answered by Katprsn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A rock star, and sometimes, as Freud said, a cigar isn't a cigar.
2007-03-11 23:28:06 · answer #8 · answered by dogpye5 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What are the " Oye como va" song lyrics translated ?
2007-03-12 01:37:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did a girl named Anna "do" before she croaked in her hotel room?
2007-03-11 23:03:12 · answer #10 · answered by Gman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What three things do you say to a traffic cop if you want to go to jail?
2007-03-11 22:58:56 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋