I wonder?!? :)
2007-03-11 15:45:42 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Woodever he chucking felt like....LOL!!!!
2007-03-11 16:22:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
If a woodchuck could chuck wood. A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck.
2007-03-11 22:56:04 · answer #2 · answered by unicorns_77 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
About as much as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2007-03-11 22:54:31 · answer #3 · answered by Sidney 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day 693
butt cords of wood.
Median amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck in a given hour671
butt cords of wood.
Record high for woodchuck wood chucking of 2220 butt cords
was attained on .6-15-1996
2007-03-11 22:57:38 · answer #4 · answered by gregs111 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck.
2007-03-11 22:53:38 · answer #5 · answered by dumenuff 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood....
and if he wanted to =P
2007-03-11 22:56:12 · answer #6 · answered by brown_eyed_girl_ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a woodchuck chucks wood until it poops a log.. haha
2007-03-11 23:42:21 · answer #7 · answered by Will, H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, none. The woodchuck would rather be f***ing than chucking!! (Not to mention how uncomfortable all those wood splinters are in his mouth!!)
2007-03-11 23:28:56 · answer #8 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a groundhog could grind ground if a groundhog could grind ground
2007-03-11 22:58:13 · answer #9 · answered by john e 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
probably enough to build him a woodchuck hut
2007-03-11 22:52:29 · answer #10 · answered by sparkle_babi86 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋