I went to Jesus' tomb and stole his Rolex. What are you gonna do?
2007-03-11 15:44:02 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Squish, don't be foolish.
Jesus was a carpenter and could never have afforded a Rolex.
If you said stole his SwatchWatch, that would make more sense.
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2007-03-11 15:48:54 · answer #1 · answered by Chickyn in a Handbasket 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Well, first you need to change your story. You didn't steal it, you discovered it, just like the Romans went to England and discovered that some of the people there had some gold and stuff, so the Romans borrowed their gold and stuff and forgot to give it back. Big difference between discovery and stealing. Stealing means, like, something bad, I think. Discovering means like you are a hero and darn close to one.
And, by now you must know that the first Rolex, the one you discovered, doesn't work in the shade. But if you live in, like, Phoenix, AZ or some place like that, you might get a lot of use out of it.
2007-03-11 16:15:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OHHHH, they made Rolexs back then? I want one! Are you gonna sell it? If you don't give it to me, then the Catholics will attack you and worship it.
2007-03-11 15:48:40 · answer #3 · answered by Revelation S 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Recommend a good therapist?
I'm pretty sure you could get on The Dr. Phil Show for this. ;o)
2007-03-11 16:02:09 · answer #4 · answered by Contemplative Chanteuse IDK TIRH 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Continue to pray for the LOST world such as people like U.
2007-03-11 15:57:33 · answer #5 · answered by Child of God 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'M OONNA BUSS A CAP IN YO A5S.
2007-03-11 15:51:29 · answer #6 · answered by Jack 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
gain 2 points simply becaue you were ignorant enough to waste 5 of your own.
F.Y.I...
"Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows." Galatians 6:7
God Bless.
2007-03-11 15:48:20 · answer #7 · answered by redglory 5 · 0⤊ 4⤋
I am going to politely ignore your ignorance. My Timex says it's time for bed. Is that your cuckoo clock I hear sounding?
2007-03-11 15:48:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
No. The question is what are you gonna do to correct your lying?
2007-03-11 15:47:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
sell it to all the atheists in the country so they can stop having their meetings in a winnebago
2007-03-11 15:48:26 · answer #10 · answered by Angie 1 · 2⤊ 3⤋