i am not taking sides just one for you, one against you
what is fair is fair
2007-03-11 15:43:11 · 15 answers · asked by alberto k 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Mating a monkey and a christian would be cruel.
The monkey could never show its rump in polite society again.
2007-03-11 15:47:11 · answer #1 · answered by Dave P 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Of course, when Darwin invented evolution he already realized that monkey pairing wouldn't work. He invented evolution because of an affair he had, in his earlier life at the London Zoo. A Baboon got jealous after seeing Darwin with a chimpanzee and after Darwin left the baboon killed the chimpanzee. So Darwin was heart-broken and took a vacation to an Island, where, sitting on the beach dreaming of his lost love, he decided to invent a story about her and her relatives. And, so, the theory of evolution was born. He told this to friends, thinking for sure that they knew it was a joke but somehow a reporter got the story and printed it just like it was really true. And there you have it. From an experiment with a chimp, to them becoming relatives. Some people often confuse this story with Einstein's theory of relatives but these stories are not related. Einstein never had a chimp anyway so what would he know about it?
2007-03-11 22:59:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haven't you taken any science courses? What you asked can be answered by anyone with just a basic knowlegde of natural history.
You might want to go back to school, it wouldn't hurt.
As for crossing a monkey and christian WHAT?
2007-03-11 22:52:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was God's thought that created the monkey and man individually.
Perhaps it's not fair for some, but it's the truth.
2007-03-11 22:50:03 · answer #4 · answered by inteleyes 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Evolutionists theme song:
I used to be an ameba, living life completely free.
Then I became a fish, swimming in the sea.
Then I was monkey, hanging from a tree,
And now, I'm a doctor with a Ph. D.!
2007-03-11 22:46:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
As much as you atheists like to scratch parts of your anatomy, show your little red rumps, and make idiots out of yourselves with posts like these, I'd say that some of you never got past the monkey stage, yourselves.
2007-03-11 22:47:11 · answer #6 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 2⤊ 3⤋
first look at your parents..they made a monkey out of you did not they?
2007-03-11 22:46:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, that would only create a dumb monkey.
2007-03-11 23:10:41 · answer #8 · answered by Dr. Zaius 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dolphins. No
2007-03-11 22:46:18 · answer #9 · answered by Pantherempress 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's see....?
Evolution =
from the goo,
to the zoo,
to you.
So, based on that analogy, before monkies on the evolutionary scale, your answer would be "goo."
LOL <><
2007-03-11 22:48:42 · answer #10 · answered by Bobby Jim 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋