alice in wonderland quotes pls and they do not have to be perfect?

Answer 1

Alice:What is the use of a book, without pictures or conversations?

Rabbit:Oh my ears and whiskers, how late it's getting!
Alice:Curiouser and curiouser!

Alice: I wonder if I've been changed in the night? Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same, the next question is 'Who in the world am I?' Ah, that's the great puzzle!


Eaglet:
Speak English! I don't know the meaning of half those long words, and I don't believe you do either!

Alice:
I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, Sir, because I'm not myself you see.

The Duchess:
If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does.

Alice:
If it had grown up, it would have made a dreadfully ugly child; but it makes rather a handsome pig, I think.


The Cat:
We're all mad here.

The Hatter:
Why is a raven like a writing desk?


The Hatter:
Twinkle, twinkle, little bat! How I wonder what you're at.

The Queen:
Off with her head!

The Duchess:
Tut, tut, child! Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.

The Duchess:
Take care of the sense, and the sounds will take care of themselves.

The Mock Turtle:
We called him Tortoise because he taught us.

The Mock Turtle:
Reeling and Writhing, of course, to begin with, and then the different branches of arithmetic -- Ambition, Distraction, Uglification, and Derision.

The Mock Turtle:
Well, I never heard it before, but it sounds uncommon nonsense.

The King:
Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end: then stop.

Alice:
I don't believe there's an atom of meaning in it.

The Queen:
Sentence first -- verdict afterwards.

Alice:
You're nothing but a pack of cards!

Alice:
But then, shall I never get any older than I am now? That'll be a comfort, one way -- never to be an old woman -- but then -- always to have lessons to learn!

Alice:
A cat may look at a king.


Alice:
I think I should understand that better, if I had it written down: but I can't quite follow it as you say it.

The Duchess:
That's nothing to what I could say if I chose.

The Queen:
Now, I give you fair warning, either you or your head must be off, and that in about half no time! Take your choice!

Alice:
If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?

Alice:
It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.

Doorknob:
Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.

Mad Hatter:
No wonder you're late. Why, this watch is exactly two days slow.

Alice:
Let me see: four times five is twelve, and four times six is thirteen, and four times seven is -- oh dear! I shall never get to twenty at that rate!

Alice:
It was much pleasanter at home, when one wasn't always growing larger and smaller, and being ordered about by mice and rabbits.

Alice:
Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin; but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever say in my life!

The Duchess:
There's a large mustard-mine near here. And the moral of that is -- The more there is of mine, the less there is of yours.

The Mock Turtle:
What is the use of repeating all that stuff, if you don't explain it as you go on? It's by far the most confusing thing I ever heard!

The Mock Turtle:
Ah! Then yours wasn't a really good school. Now at ours they had at the end of the bill. French, music, and washing -- extra.

Alice:
Oh, how I wish I could shut up like a telescope! I think I could, if I only knew how to begin.

These arnt in order...they are just random quotes...Hope this helped :o)

Answer 2

The Cat We're all mad here. The Hatter Why is a raven like a writing desk? The Hatter Twinkle, twinkle, little bat! How I wonder what you're at. The Queen Off with her head! The Duchess Tut, tut, child! Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it. The Duchess Take care of the sense, and the sounds will take care of themselves. The Mock Turtle We called him Tortoise because he taught us. The Mock Turtle Reeling and Writhing, of course, to begin with, and then the different branches of arithmetic -- Ambition, Distraction, Uglification, and Derision. The Mock Turtle Well, I never heard it before, but it sounds uncommon nonsense. The King Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end: then stop. Alice I don't believe there's an atom of meaning in it. The Queen Sentence first -- verdict afterwards. Alice You're nothing but a pack of cards! Alice But then, shall I never get any older than I am now? That'll be a comfort, one way -- never to be an old woman -- but then -- always to have lessons to learn! Alice A cat may look at a king. I've read that in some book, but I don't remember where. Alice I think I should understand that better, if I had it written down: but I can't quite follow it as you say it. The Duchess That's nothing to what I could say if I chose. The Queen Now, I give you fair warning, either you or your head must be off, and that in about half no time! Take your choice

Answer 3

Alice and the Caterpillar:
Caterpillar: Who are YOU?
Alice: This was not an encouraging opening for a conversation. I -- I hardly know, sir, just at present -- at least I know who I was when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then.

The Duchess:
I quite agree with you. And the moral of that is: Be what you would seem to be, or if you'd like it put more simply: Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.

Alice and the Cat:
Alice: But I don't want to go among mad people.
The Cat: Oh, you can't help that.

Answer 4

mad hater: Who'll tell us a storrwee"
Hare and Mad hater in unison: "the doormouse shall!"


Queen of hearts: Off with her head!

Alice: Who ever heard of a word as silly as a muchness

Answer 5

"off with her head!!"
"i'm late, i'm late, for a very important date"
"twinkle, twinle, little bat how i wonder what your at. up above the world so high, like a tea tray in the sky, twinkle, twinkle little bat, how i wonder what your at.

Answer 6

...."one will make your taller, one will make you small" (the Chashire Cat talking to Alice from the tree as he offered her mushrooms).

Answer 7

I like this one:
'I'll be
judge, I'll
be jury,'
Said cunning
old Fury:
'I'll try
the whole
cause, and
condemn
you
to
death.'

Answer 8

"The faster I go, the behinder I get."