Best way to get Jehovah's Witnesses to stop calling??

Question

Just wait.....

(Matthew 24:14) 14 And this good news of the kingdom will be preached in all the inhabited earth for a witness to all the nations; and then the end will come.

Since the Jehovah's Witnesses spent over 1.3 Billion hours last year alone in the preaching work, how long before it is finished??

You know what happens then??? They stop calling and:

SEE THE FIRST ANSWER...

YOU DID NOT READ THE FIRST ANSWER DID YOU??

It is funny.... not one of you who replied actually read the question or the first answer.

Answer 1

(Zephaniah 1:14-18) 14 “The great day of Jehovah is near. It is near, and there is a hurrying [of it] very much. The sound of the day of Jehovah is bitter. There a mighty man is letting out a cry. 15 That day is a day of fury, a day of distress and of anguish, a day of storm and of desolation, a day of darkness and of gloominess, a day of clouds and of thick gloom, 16 a day of horn and of alarm signal, against the fortified cities and against the high corner towers. 17 And I will cause distress to mankind, and they will certainly walk like blind men; because it is against Jehovah that they have sinned. And their blood will actually be poured out like dust, and their bowels like the dung. 18 Neither their silver nor their gold will be able to deliver them in the day of Jehovah’s fury; but by the fire of his zeal the whole earth will be devoured, because he will make an extermination, indeed a terrible one, of all the inhabitants of the earth.”

Answer 2

I tell them that I am a homosexual atheist that usually does the trick. Pure BS, Jehovahs Witnesses have been predicting the end for years.

Example?: Let's look at their prediction in 1925. "The year 1925 is here. With great expectation Christians have looked forward to this year. Many have confidently expected that all members of the body of Christ will be changed to heavenly glory during this year. This may be accomplished. It may not be. In his own due time God will accomplish his purposes concerning his people. Christians should not be so deeply concerned about what may transpire this year." The Watchtower, 1/1/25, page. 3.

Go sell crazy somewhere else we are all stocked up here. What a scam of a religion.

Answer 3

you do not favor to develop right into a doormat, spending six hundred a week to feed easily everyone it truly is alot and that i imagine they have develop into to dependant on you. you look to be a marvelous man or woman and customarily human beings can take income of the niceness and then it truly is time to be assertive, or you are able to finally end up snapping like you probably did with the guy with the pea and Beaverbrook soup. perhaps some assertive education can help. And if you're cooking those human beings nutrition perhaps they can help out and contribute to the fee of the food aswell.

Answer 4

Tell them you are perfectly happy to go to hell! And say it with a psycho grin! : D

Seriously, just tell them that you already follow________, or you are an atheist, etc. They do believe in spreading the word, but once they tell you, they don't need to tell you again unless you say you WANT them to tell you more.

I just tell them I believe already, and leave it at that. They never come back.

I am not against JW's (although I do disagree with their stance on blood transfusions), but they do interpret witnessing in what seems to be a more aggressive way.

Forcing people into what you believe is NOT the same as enlightening them. Too much force will only push people away. Because of this and other things, most Christians think JW's are a cult.

P.S. You could also come out in a Jesus robe and tell them you ARE Jesus. And then pop a handfull of "pills", spilling them down your robe...

Answer 5

INSTRUCTIONS ON WHAT TO DO ABOUT DOOR KNOCKERS

The best way to learn what to do to stop JWs is to contact a synagogue and talk to the Rabbi.

Ask him how the ancient Jews got rid of the Christian Jews when they went from house to house telling their brethren that the beliefs, rituals, and holiday observances that they have followed for hundreds of years was no longer valid?

I’m sure they had ways to get rid of the members of this cult started by a lower class, uneducated Carpenter, who was executed for cause by the governing authority. These followers were also lower class, uneducated individuals, such as Peter, a failed fisherman, and Matthew, a tax collector.

Lacking any kind of education, let alone advance religious education, it was clear they were brainwashed.

Saul of Tarsus, a highly educated individual, repeatedly proved they were a false religious sect, creating their own scriptures (Bible) instead of relying on the Holy Torah, which had been used by the Jews for hundreds of years. He stood by as the true people of God stoned these so-called Christians.

So, just take a lesson from the ancient Jews. What worked for them against the Christian cult should work against the JWs.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saul_of_Tarsus

Answer 6

The BEST way is to learn your Bible. If you know Watchtower Doctrine and how to Biblicaly refute it, then they will stop coming. But of course, that takes some effort on YOUR part. Most of Watchtower theology is just ancient heresies repackaged for a modern world. They all have been refuted centuries ago. Or you can just close your door. lol....theBerean

Answer 7

Had one knocking on the door last week. I have said many things to these people.
I am a devil worshiper
I am a lesbian
I live in sin with two men
Really I have done this, you should see the look on their faces, priceless. Then I get a stuttering " thank you for your time"

Answer 8

Well if you are a guy and have long dark hair and facial hair get yourself a white robe and when they come over go out wearing your white robe and they will most likely run the other direction. This at least worked for a friend of mine and my husband's

Answer 9

Hello! One way to get them to stop calling is to either preach to them concerning their heretical doctrines which are erroneous... OR (should you be Pentecostal) is to start speaking in tongues and praising God emphatically. I think that should work... but be for real in it. As you'd pray in the Spirit you are praying directly to God the Father and speaking mysteries in the spirit. The latter may be a bit out there for you, but it is a thought that came to mind. Good luck.

Answer 10

Change the subject. That is the first thing they teach their evangelist's. When the tough questions come, quick, dodge-em and move on to a different subject.

Answer 11

You could ask them to stop, and if they don't, then wait for them with an assault rifle and a bucket of blood. Sit cleaning the assault rifle, and then ask them how they would get rid of a corpse in a bag... I doubt they would bother you again.