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A man lives on the top floor in a luxuriance apartment building. Every morning he uses the elevator to go down stairs. But in the evenings he goes half way up with the elevator and he walks up the rest of the way, except for rainy days. Why is it that he can go all the way up only on rainy days?

2007-03-11 15:28:42 · 10 answers · asked by phatso 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

because he's a midget who uses an umbrella to hit the buttons on rainy days.

2007-03-11 15:31:20 · answer #1 · answered by heynow 3 · 2 0

Because he's a midget, on rainy days he takes an umbrella with him to work and uses it to push the higher buttons

2007-03-11 16:51:35 · answer #2 · answered by statics1977 3 · 0 0

he cant reach the high buttons so he uses his umbrella to push them 9/10

2007-03-11 16:49:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

he's too short to reach the button for the top floor
usese umbrella on rainy day to reach it

2007-03-11 15:32:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Maybe the stairs are on the outside of the building and he'd get rained on.

2007-03-11 15:41:34 · answer #5 · answered by JR 5 · 0 1

he's a short guy that uses his umbrella to select the higher buttons

2007-03-11 16:00:46 · answer #6 · answered by mysweetest666 1 · 0 0

The sun is so warm it melts him, but on rainy days, he stays a solid! =]

2007-03-11 15:41:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Because he'll shrink in the rain!

2007-03-11 15:33:05 · answer #8 · answered by Dragonfly 3 · 0 1

Why doesn't he just carry his umbrella all the time?

2007-03-11 15:35:44 · answer #9 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 0 2

no idea

2007-03-11 15:36:20 · answer #10 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0 1

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