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I am a tyrant.

I have ruled for many years
By command to me my followers worship and fear
All must follow my rules
Those that are the peasants to another king are fools

I am never wrong
Punishment for those that dont worship me days short and long
If you do not obey my every law
Torture beyond anything you have heard or saw

I have killed millions, but justly so.
My power is mightier then any other king; future or past
But I hold it back and do not show.
My wisdom: no scholar can compare to it
But I don't share it.

I may sound arrogant and cruel
But many wise men embrace my rule
While many fools wail
That I am but a fairy tale

Who am I?



(read this backwards to know: Dog ma I)

2007-03-11 15:18:19 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

19 answers

god

i almost said moon ( i know stupid)

2007-03-11 15:20:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

you are GOD..10/10

2007-03-11 23:55:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

US government

2007-03-11 22:23:17 · answer #3 · answered by jglassdude 3 · 0 1

wait a minute, you already gave us the answer, so what s the point in answering??

2007-03-12 03:08:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

oh wow, u practically told us, wut's the point of guessing?

2007-03-11 22:59:40 · answer #5 · answered by The Crazy B!tch 5 · 0 0

first choice is God. second on Jackie Chan?

2007-03-11 22:22:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

the infallible God who cannot do wrong.

the tetragramitron YWHW

2007-03-11 22:31:50 · answer #7 · answered by daniel T 3 · 1 1

finally a good question to suit my deflated laffbox!

nice !
more! more!

2007-03-11 22:22:00 · answer #8 · answered by Sir. ChatsAlot 3 · 1 1

you're a dumb idiot and a moron. God is not a tyrant. bastard

2007-03-11 22:36:30 · answer #9 · answered by phatso 4 · 1 0

You are a tyrant!

2007-03-11 23:54:13 · answer #10 · answered by statics1977 3 · 1 0

I am God

2007-03-11 22:24:02 · answer #11 · answered by matt g 1 · 0 2

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