If I ever got new neighbors, I'd most likely want to scare them away. Any ideas on I how I could? Yes, I have a chainsaw.
2007-03-11 14:51:55 · 21 answers · asked by URMOM. 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you could have wild parties a lot until they move away
2007-03-11 14:54:53 · answer #1 · answered by jenjen 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Scream obcenities when they are in the yard, steal stuff from their yard, window peep in their bathroom window, leave nasty notes on their door that make no sense. I was moving because of it but now he left and took the kids and she is moving as I write this. I guess I'll stay as the rest of the neighbors are great. This person is a very attractive young woman who really has something wrong. I've been so worried about her young children and husband but I guess he got scared, too. If you act like her you would never need to get out the chain saw.
2007-03-11 15:01:27 · answer #2 · answered by moonrose777 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't need a chainsaw that is too common now a days. Knock on your new neighbor door with a big bible in your hand ,and tell them that god sent you, to check on their salvation,believe me in just 1hour the U Haul truck will be there in front of their house.. Smile.
2007-03-11 17:08:06 · answer #3 · answered by Vannili 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess u could use the chainsaw, but why would u scare your neighbors.....maybe they might be annoying or something
2007-03-11 14:57:07 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stick you butt out the window and light off smelly juicy ones.Put doggie poo in the mailbox.Act like you are doing some drugs and offer some to their kids. Dress real saucy and put on some high heels and wink at their husband or son.Block out one of your teeth and smile at them with your missing tooth.Wear a vampire costume and faux teeth with blood dripping out the side at all times and ask them if you can suck their blood ?
2007-03-11 14:55:49 · answer #5 · answered by primamaria04 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
- make the nastiest EDIBLE food and take it to them to greet them they'll probably say its good, blah..then be like "OH I HAVE SOME MORE! I'LL MAKE IT FOR YOU EVERYDAY!" teehee
- if your a female...dress in your most revealing outfits, then while the wife/mother is looking, wink, bend down..anything...for the husband/son....
if your a male, then MAKE THE DAUGHTER OR WHATEVER FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU, then make sure the mother catches you watching p*rn, then ask her outtt!
-buy some cheap dollarama barbies, then use red paint or whatever and decapitate the heads and put ketchup on the neck...PUT THEM ALL OVER YOUR FRONT LAWN! (:
2007-03-11 15:48:48 · answer #6 · answered by jaimeDEJECTED 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have a new neighbor. He is a nosy old man. I told him I have a hearing impairment, so I just walk away when he is calling to me. He is also beginning to think I am crazy.
2007-03-11 14:59:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
OH HELL definite while i grew to become into like 8 we went to this halloween highschool frightening domicile thingy and a team observed guy that looked like a freakin hockey mask homicide walked genuine up in the back of me reported, "BOO" and that i swear I very just about crapped myself
2016-09-30 13:15:02 · answer #8 · answered by lieser 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just Smile at them and say Glad to see somebody moving in. Can i borrow some sugar, Chit paper, and $500.00 ?
Ask this at least twice a week. They'll move.
2007-03-11 15:08:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Put on a bear suit and walk around their house every night.
2007-03-11 17:13:55 · answer #10 · answered by Virginia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with one of the other answerers, tell them scary stories about things that happened in their house. Make things up if you have to.
2007-03-11 14:59:52 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋