Well it all happened one lonely evening . I was at home with my pizza and a few stellas. The door bell rang. I thought 'who could it be at this hour'. So I answered the door and to my amazment it was God in all his glory. I was dumbstruck and invited he/she/it in . We had a few beers together and after a while I became some what turned on. I then went away and slipped into something more comfortable. I returned in an all rubber gimp suit and said " lets do it oh mighty ruler you" God declined but still ate a bit of pizza ...why did he/she /it reject me???
2007-03-11 14:11:39 · 24 answers · asked by mad123 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
was the pizza fresh? or was it a re-heat? God may have been insulted by this!
otherwise i can only imagine you chose the wrong outfit or hadn't taken a bath yet that day.
LOL.
2007-03-11 22:37:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm afraid to say he was just there for the pizza and beer dude. I would have done the same thing in his position. Gimp suits are for family occasions only!
2007-03-11 14:21:16 · answer #2 · answered by greenfan109 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because he was just keeping yo company until the men in with coats arrived to take you away to a padded cell where you can harm no one including yourself
2007-03-11 22:07:12 · answer #3 · answered by ringo711 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pizza and gimp suits are nice and all, but... you'll have to take Him/Her/It out for a few nice meals and a movie first! God's a romantic.
Or, well... you could always give 'em a ruffie.
2007-03-11 14:25:19 · answer #4 · answered by Natasha 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
for one thing, you must have been under the influence of whatever it was you were under, secondly, god doesent reject anybody! thirdly, the bible says, no man has ever seen the face of god. so, with evidence in hand, you didnt see god, he didnt reject you & you wrote one hell of a funny story! collect your points! but dont do it again! we are onto you !
2007-03-11 14:21:03 · answer #5 · answered by rje46805 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should have worn a black leather dominatrix outfit with stiletto heel boots and a whip.
2007-03-11 14:16:19 · answer #6 · answered by Antique Silver Buttons 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He's allergic to rubber. It was nothing personal. He thinks you're damn hot.
2007-03-11 14:18:40 · answer #7 · answered by swordarkeereon 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I recon you have been eating to many magic mushrooms.
2007-03-11 14:26:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because you didnt have Electricty to attach to his ballls !!!
2007-03-11 14:16:24 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You forgot the pepperoni.
2007-03-11 14:15:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋