A fool and his money are soon parted. Or look up anything by Ben Franklin, he had a thousand of them!
2007-03-11 13:42:26
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answered by sheila 4
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Oliver Wendel Holmes was on a train when he was confronted by a preacher. The preacher asked him : 'Are you Oliver Wendel Holmes, the abolitionist ?' Holmes replied, 'Yes, sir. I am.' The preacher then said: 'Why don't you go to Alabama.' (Apparently because slavery was practised there.) Holmes replied, ' Are you a preacher and are you supposed to be saving souls?' The preacher replied : 'Yes, sir, I am." "Then go to Hell!"
2007-03-17 09:46:47
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answered by John M 7
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Remember the Alamo!
2007-03-15 12:52:34
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answered by Grandma Susie 6
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To Sheila:
"In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged.”
2007-03-12 20:31:52
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answered by Dr.Qutub 7
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Fish and visitors stink in three days.
2007-03-11 20:48:47
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answered by Anonymous
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"A house divided against itself will not stand."
"There is no normal life, there is just life."
"Only a dead fish goes with the flow."
"Well-behaved women rarely make history."
2007-03-11 22:49:35
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answered by ak47_girl 3
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"The greatest symbol of man's humanity to man is a fire engine", (Kurt vonnegut)
2007-03-17 11:41:15
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answered by jeff w 2
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always act like a duck,..... on the surface, calm and unruffled,...... underwater, paddle like hell.
2007-03-11 20:36:42
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answered by larsgirl 4
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"Time and tide wait for no man" -unknown
2007-03-11 20:40:08
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answered by xxx 4
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