How to fake sick???

Question

i need things that actually work. and i need them today.

thanks.

positive answers only or i will report you.

I need to fake a FEVER!!!

THESE THINGS NEED TO WORK!!!

Answer 1

-Talk like your nose is stuffed up
-Spray your face with water so you look sweaty
-Relax your face and look really tired and sick
P.S- There is nothing you can do if you're put to the test with a thermometer.

Answer 2

You cannot fake a fever. Anything you can do that would raise your body temperature that drastically really would make you sick first of all (like too long in a sauna), and secondly your body temperature would return to normal almost immediately as soon as you were out of the superheated environment.

The question itself suggests a need for getting a real life. I can't think of a single thing that you'd need to be feverish to do. Try being honest instead of spending all your energy faking stuff and people will take you more seriously.

Answer 3

Since you are an eleven year old young lady, who seems to want to contribute to society when you are older by rescuing animals, you should not be lying to your parents and yourself about being sick.

If you are having difficulty in school on a monthly basis, based on the last time you were asking a similar question on here, other than earlier today; you need to face the problem.

You would be showing much more intelligence by talking to your parents about the problem, not trying to pretend that you are sick.

You will quickly learn that pretending to be sick when you are not, will have negative connotations at a later date, you will want to go somewhere and do something that is really important to you; and you really will be sick.

Do you really want to break down any trust that your parents have for you by faking sickness? They will learn not to believe anything you say, no matter how much begging and pleading and promising you do.

Making threats to total strangers on yahoo answers about reporting them
if they do not give "positive" answers....only shows your childishness. The people who are in change at YA would be intellegent enough to not believe any reports that you made.

You do not need to fake a fever, you need to face up to whatever is going on tommorow and talk to your parents about it.

I do not believe in contributing to making a minor child lie to her parents.

Have a good night.

Answer 4

If the fever is felt by a parent...by hand...simply rub the forehead fast and hard, so the friction creates a hot surface.

If you are subjected to an oral devise, then grind your teeth (molars, with dry surface) and then place the thermometer at the point of the hot tooth surface.

Be careful, if the temp is above 110, then they will call 911.

If above 115, they may call Guinness Book of World Records.

And if it shows above 120, then they will take you to Ripley's Believe it or not Museum.

Be very careful.

Answer 5

Start complaining that you're sick before you need to do whatever it is you want to get out of. Fake the fever with lye soap. Place a bar of lye soap (available at your local grocery) under your armpit. Hold it there for about 3 minutes prior to taking your oral temperature. It should raise your temperature (temporarily) about 5-6 degrees. Complain of a sore throat and have cough drops regularly. Pretend to be cold. Go to your parents with warm clothes on and say that you're cold. If you can purposely shiver that works very well.

Answer 6

Running or taking a long walk or exercising a lot will heat you up, make your face red, make you sweat, and make you appear to have a fever, if people are going by looks alone, and don't pull out the thermometer.

Answer 7

There really is no way to fake a fever, I;m sorry.
But, hey, vomit, I can help you with.
If you have any Slim Fasts in you house, take that, mix it with some leftovers in the fridge, and throw it all over your bed.
Seriously, it'll work.

Answer 8

A good positive answer is dont fake being sick and face whatever responsibility it is you have tomorrow you will feel better not running away

Answer 9

I have heard that putting a penny in your mouth and then putting the thermometer on the penny will make it seem like you have a fever. It is worth a try.

Answer 10

Here is this website I found, it describes how to fake a fever very well.

Answer 11

When I was a kid I would put my face against a pillow and blow air out of my nose. This would make my face feel really hot like I had a fever. This never failed me! Also act like you are really cold.