A married man had only one complaint: his wife was always nursing sick birds. One February evening, he came home to find a raven with a splint on its wing sitting in his favorite chair. On the dining room table, instead of dinner, there was a feverish eagle pecking at an aspirin. In the kitchen, his wife was comforting a shivering little
wren she found out in the snow.
The furious husband strode over to where his wife was toweling down the cold little bird. "I can't take it any more! We've got to get rid of all of these #(@ birds!"
The wife held up her hand and cut him off in mid-sentence. "Please, Dear, no cuss words in front of the chilled wren."
2007-03-11 12:51:51 · 32 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
children...chilled wren... hahaha thats so stupid!!! but yet funny.
2007-03-11 12:56:03 · answer #1 · answered by &thalia.belle; 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol a little funny like a 5 one the scale from 1-10.
2007-03-12 10:27:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuk Yuk
2007-03-11 13:20:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha chilled wren hahahaha
so much funnier then which came first jokes.
2007-03-11 13:03:15 · answer #4 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HA! gosh you guys, lighten up! I personally had myself a chuckle at that one..
i thought it was funny.
2007-03-11 12:58:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Not funny
2007-03-11 18:45:06 · answer #6 · answered by Nena E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute whats a wren and why chilled and no cuss words?
2007-03-11 12:56:16 · answer #7 · answered by Uchihaitachi345 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I'm with Pudge on this one. It was so stoopid, it was funny. Yet, it wasn't that funny. Does that mean it was less stupid? Hmmm....
2007-03-11 15:06:14 · answer #8 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
funny
2007-03-11 23:31:51 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahaa.
That's a good one.
2007-03-11 13:03:43 · answer #10 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋