A woman walks into a bar with a duck on a leash.
Bartender: "Uh excuse me, but we don't allow dogs in here."
Woman: This isn't a dog, it's a duck."
Bartender: "I was talking to the duck."
2007-03-11 12:50:24 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I thought it was funny hahahaha but my duck said it was an old joke.
2007-03-11 13:17:04 · answer #1 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha... The bartender must have been so retarded talking to a duck about his ***** if it is really happening to real life.
2007-03-12 03:48:21 · answer #2 · answered by cloudzzz_ff7 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one my friend.
Note: If you don't understand, this is what it means:
The bartender is calling the duck owner a dog
2007-03-12 03:45:09 · answer #3 · answered by Oh! Crud 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha haa haaa 9/10
2007-03-12 00:49:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's nasty not funny.
Try : A dwarf asks if they serve shorts. Barman replies yes of course if you've got the money i'll serve you. "I wasn't talking about myself, that guy just **** himself"
2007-03-11 19:58:40 · answer #5 · answered by kinvadave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooh!! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-03-11 21:28:42 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny, but insulting too.
2007-03-11 19:53:03 · answer #7 · answered by pup 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!
2007-03-11 20:44:20 · answer #8 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahha..thats fuynny....good one
2007-03-11 20:16:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is hilarious
2007-03-11 19:53:31 · answer #10 · answered by ddot2882 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋