A leper walked into a bar and sat down. The bartender glanced over and promptly threw up all over himself and the floor.
The leper looked hurt and said, "Hey, I know I'm not exactly handsome, but I do have feelings and you could be a little sensitive about them."
The bartender, wiping his mouth on his sleeve, looked up and proclaimed, "I'm sorry as hell man, but it wasn't you. That guy sitting next to you keeps dipping his scratchings in your neck."
2007-03-11 12:43:31 · 11 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
GGGRRROOOSSS
2007-03-11 18:46:38 · answer #1 · answered by Nena E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yuk
2007-03-11 12:47:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!
2007-03-11 13:44:51 · answer #3 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-11 12:47:07 · answer #4 · answered by Pudge 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i saw my stomch 2nite tanx
2007-03-11 14:12:00 · answer #5 · answered by lees 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NOT REALLY THAT FUNNY
2007-03-11 14:46:29 · answer #6 · answered by donielle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AWSOM!!!
2007-03-11 13:45:15 · answer #7 · answered by sex_death_rock 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh, good grief!.. :-|
2007-03-11 12:54:42 · answer #8 · answered by B B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gross.
2007-03-11 13:02:13 · answer #9 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mildly funnny but gross...........â¥
2007-03-11 12:57:58 · answer #10 · answered by Bren 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋