In a hospital serving victims of land mines, a little girl wakes up from surgery.
Little Girl: Doctor, something is wrong... I can't feel my legs!
Doctor: Yes, we've had to amputate both your arms.
2007-03-11 12:35:58 · 13 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what do you call A nun with A washing machine on her head? sister matic. what do you call a man with A paper bag on his head? rustle what do you call A man with An Hotel on his head? Norman Tebbit!!!!!!
2007-03-11 13:39:59 · answer #1 · answered by welshy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cruel joke
2007-03-11 13:32:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh!that was cruel but i can hardly feel my mouth or tough i'm laughing so hard!
2007-03-11 12:39:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool!
2007-03-11 12:45:04 · answer #4 · answered by OK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cruel, but I couldn't help laughing!!
2007-03-11 12:39:14 · answer #5 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hah.....i had to ask my mom to get it....i admit it was funny but cruel
2007-03-11 12:40:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!
2007-03-11 13:45:58 · answer #7 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
with no arms you have no hands to feel
2007-03-11 12:41:22 · answer #8 · answered by bramsey2610 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok
Have a good evening and please leave a comment if you pick me as best answer.
2007-03-11 13:18:31 · answer #9 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh dear dear, made me smile though!
2007-03-11 12:38:19 · answer #10 · answered by Vickezo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋