A nun gets into a cab and the driver keeps staring at her through the rear view mirror. "You know, Sister," the cab driver says, "I hope you aren't too offended, but I've always had this fantasy of getting a bl*wjob from a nun."
The nun thinks for a moment and says, "I'm not too offended. I just have two requirements. One, that you be single, and two, that you be Catholic."
"Oh yes, Sister, I am single and Catholic," the cab drive replies, so they pull into an alley and the nun proceeds to satisfy the cab driver orally. After they're done, the cab driver begins laughing.
"What's so funny?" the nun asks. "Ha ha!" the cab driver annnounces, "I fooled you sister. The truth is I'm really married and I'm Jewish!"
"That's okay," the nun replies, "My name is Bob and I'm on my way to a fancy dress party."
2007-03-11 12:17:11 · 18 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
trickeyrickey I had that one on a few months ago :), you'll have to try harder
A couple have just had sex. The woman says, "If I got pregnant, what would we call the baby?"
The man takes off his condom, ties a knot in it and flushes it down the toilet.
"Well," he says, "if he can get out of that, we'll call him Houdini."
2007-03-12 01:28:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha. Very funny. Definitely like that one. Sounds like the taxi driver did till he found out the truth.
:-)))
2007-03-11 12:51:49 · answer #2 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loki likes lol 10/10 and a star
2007-03-11 22:50:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
d@mn lmao really funny 100/100 ewwwwwww but still funny
2007-03-11 12:23:34 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool!
2007-03-11 12:45:27 · answer #5 · answered by OK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it! Funniest joke i've heard for a long time!
2007-03-11 12:19:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats a good one x you get a star from me
2007-03-11 13:51:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL FUNNY. 10/10
2007-03-11 12:34:51 · answer #8 · answered by anyaha04 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
punchline is "... and I'm on my way to a Halloween party..."
but it's still kinda funny every time i read it
2007-03-11 12:20:46 · answer #9 · answered by simplycreative_2115 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!
2007-03-11 14:02:48 · answer #10 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋