Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the craps tables for players when a gorgeous blonde lady walked in and asked if they minded if she bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, ''I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely naked.'' With that, she stripped off all her clothes and then rolled the dice while yelling ''Come on baby, momma needs new clothes!'' She then jumped up and down, hugging each of the casino dealers while yelling ''YES, I WIN! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, I WIN!!'' With that, she picked up her winnings and clothes and quickly left.
The dealers stood there staring at each other dumbfounded, until one finally asked the other, ''What the hell did she roll anyway?'' The second dealer answered, ''I thought you were paying attention!''
2007-03-11 12:11:59 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny, and unlike other peoples comments, blonds are not better than brunettes. Guys just think they are easy to get to bed!
2007-03-11 12:17:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hahahaha
2007-03-11 19:14:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Slick!! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-03-11 21:33:22 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i heard dat nd i think dat this joke is alrdy on yahoo answers but i like it lmao
2007-03-11 19:16:26 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahhahaha thats funny
2007-03-11 19:26:01 · answer #5 · answered by Too Fresh 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!
2007-03-11 21:03:05 · answer #6 · answered by Dusty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too funny.
2007-03-11 19:14:59 · answer #7 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is soo fricken awesome! I love it!!!
2007-03-11 19:17:06 · answer #8 · answered by arf_rawmeat 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-03-11 19:14:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-03-11 20:00:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋