Can you give me some tips about how I can live it up and do as much sinning as possible, because I know in my old age I'll turn into a death fearing church goer and I'll let the bible thumpers take me into brainwashing camp.
I have certain limits though OK, no murder or anything....
well, OK, maybe murder once or twice, but only if that person REALLY deserves it.
2007-03-11 11:58:21 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hon, if you're going to troll either be a fundy or an atheist. When you pretend to be both on odd days, it's just not doing the trick.
2007-03-11 12:01:43 · answer #1 · answered by Laptop Jesus 2.0 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I would just go down the list of commandments. First one is not having any other Gods. So start praying to Thor or Athena or some other god or goddess or a bunch of them. Then you have to make an idol based on those gods. That's not hard just buy a Barbie doll and put a loin cloth on her. Then say God Dammit. Then you should work like Hell on Sunday and Saturday just to be sure. Then tell your parents you never loved them. Then enlist in the Army and go to Iraq. This is the only way I can think of the commit murder and not get punished for it. Then sleep with a married neighbor and before you leave, covet all their stuff and steal something(that'll take care of the next one). Then call them up and tell her you have an STD for shts and giggles,
2007-03-11 12:28:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you sin and say what you have said you show where your heart truly lies. You want to be able to sin but be on good terms with God and that isnt possible.
Jesus replied, "I tell you the truth, everyone who sins is a slave to sin -John 8:34
16So I say, live by the Spirit, and you will not gratify the desires of the sinful nature. 17For the sinful nature desires what is contrary to the Spirit, and the Spirit what is contrary to the sinful nature. They are in conflict with each other, so that you do not do what you want. -Galatians 5:16
If you think religion is all about brainwashing then you are brainwashed right now by the world. Hey if you want salvation, live for God. If you want the world and want the punishments its going to recieve, by all means, sin away.
2007-03-11 12:12:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably about as much as I did. I will be 64 and I became a Christian about four years ago. It was not because I feared death however as you seem to think. It was because with maturity I knew there had to be more to this life than excitement, parties and always doing things your own way. Since I became a Christian, I have learned how great life can really be.
2007-03-11 12:04:00 · answer #4 · answered by Poohcat1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if u sin enough u wont make it to old age most likely .. and the more u sin the harder a person gets to love and the right way so i doubt any amount of evangelical brainwashing can undo the brainwashing u will give urself ..
2007-03-11 12:03:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeah you should think of your sinning becuase that question you asked about ISLAM and LOW IQ thats also sinning for you informaiton.
2007-03-12 12:03:21 · answer #6 · answered by :) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. From what I see you can murder and do whatever you want. When you're on death row you can become Born Again and everything will be A-ok. LOL.
2007-03-11 12:02:00 · answer #7 · answered by Ricky 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thank you Laptop.. I totally agree.
Stop riding the fence and decide which kind of troll you want to be.
2007-03-11 12:17:43 · answer #8 · answered by Kallan 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ted Haggard seems to be a good benchmark.
2007-03-11 12:02:42 · answer #9 · answered by Beavis Christ AM 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Who told you that getting old was going to be part of your experience?
2007-03-11 12:07:52 · answer #10 · answered by teran_realtor 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋