2007-03-11 11:17:23 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Cats
Most of them are fortunate enough to live a life of luxury at our expense with a staff of devoted humans who cater to their every need.
1. They are the only animal that persuaded humans to fit a door designed especially for them in the home so that they can come and go as they please.
2. They are the only pet capable of going outside to the toilet that still manages to persuade their human to provide them with an indoor toilet and then clean up after them.
3. They can persuade their human slaves to open at least six different flavours/brands of food till they decide which one they'd like to eat for that meal.
4. They sleep as much as they want and don't have to guard the home in return for their keep.
Never was an expression so true as the one that says "Cats were once worshipped as Gods in ancient Egypt and they have never forgotten this".
2007-03-12 04:20:59 · answer #1 · answered by Michele the Louis Wain cat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They have the very same grin-face for all of the following.... although if you look carefully, you can just about tell the difference between....
1. "I am plotting your death, and you have noooo idea."
2. "I have just peed on your bed/coat/shoe, and you have noooo idea"
3. "No matter how many times I bite you, you keep feeding me. You people are FOOLS."
4. "You know that I like to pounce on your twitching foot. You know that it hurts when I do. And yet your foot is still twitching...."
5. "Do you think that by talking to me in a baby voice I will miraculously understand your inferior human language?"
6. "You are scratching something you shouldn't be and you think I don't understand. Well, I do, and you disgust me."
7. "I am going to scratch that chair, whether you spray me with the water gun or not."
8. "The only reason I like to sit on your lap is because it's warmer than that crap pet bed you bought me. If thinking that I actually have any emotion for you means that I can keep sitting on your lap, then so be it."
9. "You've just returned home from work and praised me for not destroying the house. It's been 2 years and you still don't know about the stash of mouldy Whiskas cat treats underneath the bed."
10. "You can try to read that paper, but you *know* I will sit on it. Why do you bother?"
;-)
2007-03-11 15:36:03 · answer #2 · answered by Sparklepop 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
People who say cats are gross and disloyal need a reality check. I got a cat when he was 3 weeks old from a pet store that couldnt sell him as he had a hernia and he was brought up by me female german shepherd and as a result, he thinks hes a dog. He sleeps with the dogs, eats with the dogs, comes along when we walk the dogs, and if cats atre disloyal, how come our cat doesnt use a litter tray and goes outside for hours on and and always comes back. Has done for 11 years, he comes when you call his name like a dog would etc. And the reason my cat does that face is coz he knows, hes boss!
2007-03-11 16:57:39 · answer #3 · answered by Rachael H 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because they are thinking about the time they jumped on you in the middle of the night and you screamed like a little girl.
Or the time that they managed to bring a half dead rabbit into the house.
A lot of the time they are just thinking of higher things that we couldnt possibly understand
Or they are thinking about how dogs are loyal and constantly serve humans whereas cats can treat humans like a doormat and get more love and respect.
2007-03-12 04:17:52 · answer #4 · answered by Lady Claire - Hates Bigotry 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its synchronicity, the balance of life..... cats smirk to balance out horses that always go around with long faces.
2007-03-11 11:21:53 · answer #5 · answered by Nick H 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
They think there royalty of course. They are grinning at the fact that the world is there litter box and they have loyal servants(us) walking around, feeding them, giving them warm beds to sleep in, letting them run loose and come in and out as they please. They are happy they can pick anywhere or anything to become there throne while they watches over there kingdom.
2007-03-11 11:34:33 · answer #6 · answered by Mystical Majesty 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
They are up to something. Hee hee.
My cats do the same thing. Of course, they make other faces too. For example, I have seen the jealous look, the 'who the heck do you think you are' look, 'I'm happy with you' look, and the 'are you stupid' look. My list could go on but cats are cats and are usually smiling...guess they are generally happy creatures.
2007-03-11 13:09:33 · answer #7 · answered by fieldworking 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He constantly seems to have a smirk on his face in many circumstances,,,,,impressive factor!! i don't have confidence him in any respect. Pisses me off very lots. purely like the "smirk" on his face whilst he became into alerted with regard to the the 9-11 attack......he's very smirky.
2016-12-18 11:11:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They grin all the time because they know if you don't feed them they won't die like a dog would. They will just use there hunting ability and eat . That's why there smarter then dogs.
2007-03-11 14:00:16 · answer #9 · answered by vanilla2707 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you mad! If all you had to do all day is eat, s**t and sleep wouldn't you walk around with a grin on your face??!!
2007-03-11 11:39:37 · answer #10 · answered by Bugs 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋