A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.
"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and told me how much she adored me."
"Ah, last night," the Italian said, "I made love to my wife six times, and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."
When the American remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"
"Once," he replied.
"Only once!?" the Italian arrogantly snorted while the Frenchman laughed. "And what did she say to you this morning?"
"She said, 'I guess we had better stop -- it's time to get up.'"
2007-03-11 10:49:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that one made my day !!! 9/10
2007-03-11 14:12:12 · answer #1 · answered by gordooo2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool!
2007-03-11 20:11:16 · answer #2 · answered by OK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a great Joke!!!!!
Typical American Audacity!!!!!!
LOL......WTG
2007-03-16 22:08:03 · answer #3 · answered by Beeeej 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. ....... this is the land of the Free, and the home of the Brave........LOL.
Wishing you a great new week!
2007-03-12 02:04:32 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh la la, humina humina humina, oh yeah baby!
2007-03-11 19:10:14 · answer #5 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jajaa that one's funny
2007-03-12 02:00:27 · answer #6 · answered by Nena E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha!!
2007-03-11 18:12:39 · answer #7 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that`s funny!
2007-03-11 18:29:31 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Snowflake♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...thats a longggg one!
2007-03-11 17:52:53 · answer #9 · answered by dani 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUNNY!!!!!!
2007-03-11 17:54:57 · answer #10 · answered by steven s 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋