Will You Try Saying These Things?

Question

Dear Supervisors:

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their coworkers.

Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will be no longer be tolerated.

We do however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with coworkers, therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner without risk of offending our more sensitive employees.

TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late
INSTEAD OF: And when the hell do you expect me to do this?

TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible
INSTEAD OF: No frigging way!

TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be kidding me

TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with . . .
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a crap

TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project
INSTEAD OF: It's not my frigging problem

TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented
INSTEAD OF: This crap won't work

TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that
INSTEAD OF: Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner

TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues
IN STEAD OF: He's got his head up his butt

TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my butt

TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment
INSTEAD OF: Screw that, I'm on salary

TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that
INSTEAD OF: Who the hell died and made you boss

TRY SAYING: I see
INSTEAD OF: Blow me

TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive
INSTEAD OF: He's a prick

TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training
INSTEAD OF: Do you know what the hell you're doing?

Answer 1

LOL. Diplomacy is difficult sometimes.....LOL.

Answer 2

I see

Answer 3

I think both sides need to mellow out a little. Life is too short. Get over it!

Answer 4

LOL...!!!

xD

maybe i should try saying the "try saying" things...

... i think it explains why i've had 5 different jobs... XD jk, don't worry :D

Answer 5

funny, i will try!