After the Day Of Judgment a man enters heaven and the angel at one of the gates asks him if he would like to drive a Lamborghini, a Mercedes, or a BMW.
The man, being curious, asks the angel why he's given these three choices. The angel responds that every married person is given different forms of transportation according to how faithful he/she was to his/her spouse in his/her life.
The man, being thrilled because he's never cheated on his wife, chooses the Mercedes.
A short while later, one of the man's friends drives up to his Mercedes and sees the man crying. His friend asks him, 'What's wrong?'
The man replies, 'I just saw my wife... The BlTCH was on a skateboard.'
2007-03-11 10:37:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oh, I understand. Forgive the profanity... It's just that I can't deliver the joke like I did in real life. Thanks for the Randy Jackson critique lol.
2007-03-11 11:29:57 · update #1
(secret lol) It's really hard to know sometimes. You know what's funny, but is it ok to laugh? This trying to be good is a bumpy road.
2007-03-11 10:48:06 · answer #1 · answered by rezany 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't think there are any gas stations in heaven, so a Skateboard is a better (and more fun) choice. Plus, the guy is not helping the heavenly warming issue by driving a gas powered car.
2007-03-11 17:40:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Oh thats just wrong!
lol
but funny
2007-03-11 17:46:43 · answer #3 · answered by Antares 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
It's kind of cheesy but funny at the same time.
2007-03-11 17:50:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
That was just alright for me.
It had some profanity problems, and the content was a little pitchy for me.
And it needed a little "Yo!"
;o)
2007-03-11 17:49:23 · answer #5 · answered by Contemplative Chanteuse IDK TIRH 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
pretty good, pretty good...i'll give you a 9 out of 10.
2007-03-11 17:42:19 · answer #6 · answered by theWord 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Not realy all that funny but ok.
2007-03-11 17:41:08 · answer #7 · answered by Thumbs down me now 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hehehehe.. lol.. that was funny.
2007-03-11 17:42:16 · answer #8 · answered by Sunnydays_r_here_again 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hmm, not all that funny.
2007-03-11 17:44:33 · answer #9 · answered by XX 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
not bad
2007-03-11 17:42:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋