After the Day Of Judgment a man enters heaven and the angel at one of the gates asks him if he would like to drive a Lamborghini, a Mercedes, or a BMW.
The man, being curious, asks the angel why he's given these three choices. The angel responds that every married person is given different forms of transportation according to how faithful he/she was to his/her spouse in his/her life.
The man, being thrilled because he's never cheated on his wife, chooses the Mercedes.
A short while later, one of the man's friends drives up to his Mercedes and sees the man crying. His friend asks him, 'What's wrong?'
The man replies, 'I just saw my wife... The BlTCH was on a skateboard.'
2007-03-11 10:33:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is awesome!
did you come up with that yourself?
I absolutely love it.
Its funny, and it favors skateboarding.
2007-03-12 08:57:21 · answer #1 · answered by shert.piczo.com 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! funny 10/10
2007-03-11 11:56:23 · answer #2 · answered by candyfairy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha!!
2007-03-11 10:37:00 · answer #3 · answered by Dusty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha... I would really kill the wife
2007-03-11 20:51:08 · answer #4 · answered by cloudzzz_ff7 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-03-11 20:50:16 · answer #5 · answered by Oh! Crud 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol lmao♥
2007-03-11 10:40:02 · answer #6 · answered by COOL♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh!!! thats awful!!!! funny, but i feel sorry for the guy...
2007-03-11 11:20:40 · answer #7 · answered by M T 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha lmao!
2007-03-11 13:57:53 · answer #8 · answered by Fall Out at the Disco 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-11 10:39:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋