How to fake a fever??

Question

My mom checks my temp by feeling my forehead or using a therm. that goes in ur ear!! How can I fake a fever when she uses those techniques??

i 4got 2 say...

NO RUDE ANSWERS

ALL POSITIVE ANSWERS PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i cant use a blow drier.. i dont have my own... shed be suspicous if i asked her 4 one!!

Answer 1

use hair dryer and blow your forehead with it or in your ear.... don't know. that's what i've seen in movies....

Answer 2

Put a washcloth w/ hot water on ur head for a little while b4 she checks on u, and then just wipe the water off of ur 4head so she won't b suspicious!! U can't really do anything about the thermometer, other than pouring a SMALL amout of hot water in ur ear. BUT NOT A LOT!!! JUST A PEA SIZE!!

Answer 3

simple, you want to fake a fever, you need to make your head hot. try doing push ups or jumping jacks, anything to get you hot enough so when a therm goes in your ear, your body temperature is raised.

there are better ways to do this, but you said no rude answers. =P

Answer 4

have you tried niacin, it will give you a flush and you will be real red. take 100 mg to begin with and usually works best on an empty stomach. when you turn red , don't be afraid. it's called the niacin flush. don't get the extended release. it won't give you the flush. just get the niacin b3 not niacinmide.I take 300 mg to flush my skin and keep the blood moving, your capillaries are only big enough for one blood cell at a time, when you take niacin, it enlarges them and allows 2 or 3 in at a time. when that happens, histamines will be released by your blood cells and it will make you itch, it only last for about 30-45 minutes. read up on the niacin flush.

Answer 5

make urself really WARM with a hairdryer and make urself be tired. pretend u don't have energy, make ur ears warm too

Answer 6

blowdryer on forehead and ear