why wasn't Cinderella good at football
cause her coach was a pumpkin
2007-03-11 10:09:48 · 44 answers · asked by ????????? 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not
2007-03-11 10:11:42 · answer #1 · answered by Dusty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no but i got one for ya
cinderella's fairy godmother says don't stay out pass 12 or your vagina while turn into a pumpkin.....so later on cinderella comes home at 3 in the morning and her fairy godmother said so what did prince charming do when your vagina turned into a pumpkin...and cinderella says i didn't go with prince charming i went with peter peter pumpkin eater ...lol
2007-03-11 10:16:39 · answer #2 · answered by lisa 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
almost as good as:
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
She ran away from the ball.
2007-03-11 10:13:39 · answer #3 · answered by who8mycookies 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i saw that on the back of a watsit packet!!!!
i was about 7 at the time and i almost choked on my watsits at lunch time because i found it hilarious.... i saved the packet and raced to my mother at hometime and told it to her
i was a funny kid lol!
but no i don't find it funny now!
2007-03-11 10:52:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
INFATUATION ****: thats the answer
an asian walked into a fish shop and asked how is your fish cooked...and the bloke replied!! now read the beginning of the joke slowly!
NO OFFENCE INTENDED
2007-03-11 10:28:08 · answer #5 · answered by Pickles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
0/10 perhaps you should try answering questions instead of trying to tell jokes and failing
2007-03-11 10:14:32 · answer #6 · answered by TINYTI 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it!! To be fair football with that kind of dresses couldn't have been that easy....
2007-03-11 10:14:10 · answer #7 · answered by Pois Chiche 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loki say's good try but needs more work 5/10
2007-03-11 21:13:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not that funny, i'm gonna rate it at 6/10
2007-03-11 20:52:06 · answer #9 · answered by cloudzzz_ff7 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to get out more.
2007-03-11 10:22:38 · answer #10 · answered by stumpymosha 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better than the last one.
2007-03-11 10:13:13 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋