these are all lame jokes i made up, tell me what you think of them
why are infants sore losers?
There all cry babies
whats the best thing to put in a pie?
your teeth
Why did the girl put sugar under her pillow?
she wanted sweet dreams
2007-03-11 09:47:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Those were really good jokes
2007-03-11 10:21:58 · update #1
these are pretty clever. not bad at all! im terrible at coming up with jokes, but obviously your good at it.
2007-03-11 09:50:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those are pretty good! I liked those. I told those to my friend, and she laughed so hard she almost peed her pants. She is weird. But I almost did at first, so yea, I am too! I made up some one-liners, so tell me whatcha think!
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Just when you think you've hit bottom, someone tosses you a shovel.
Money talks but all mine ever says is "goodbye."
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why isn't it #1?
The other night I laid in bed looking up at the stars and I thought to myself,
"Where the heck is the roof?"
Light travels faster than sound.
That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Soooo...do ya like 'em? I hope so! h, and my brother liked your jokes alot, too! They are cute, 'ya know! Well, keep writing those cute jokes! They are hilarious!
Dallas8=0
2007-03-11 17:11:26 · answer #2 · answered by ineedu2luveme 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The sugar joke was the best, the others were kind of lame.
2007-03-11 16:56:18 · answer #3 · answered by Nicole 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Those are some funny jokes make more
2007-03-11 16:51:51 · answer #4 · answered by Pie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo no liko - i no like.
sorry they are pretty corny. im tellin the hard core truth ShellyBelly. and by the way are u a girl? or is that just a GUY nickname? just wondering no hard feelings. :)
2007-03-11 17:02:12 · answer #5 · answered by HL 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i like the last one the best
2007-03-11 16:53:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
They are nice, sweet Jokes.
Have a great week!
2007-03-12 03:01:39 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only the 3rd one is good
2007-03-12 11:01:06 · answer #8 · answered by just me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah they're good, but not great soz dude (ette)
2007-03-11 16:50:35 · answer #9 · answered by *sarah* 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
sorry. all are really terrible.
don't become a comedian.
2007-03-11 16:59:58 · answer #10 · answered by apolloK♫ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋