Please, no fat mother jokes or anything insulting- it's demeaning for you. Pointless too.
Anyway, for those who will reply with actual jokes, it doesn't matter if they're long or short, all that matters is that they're funny!
Thanks in advance!!
2007-03-11 09:44:58 · 8 answers · asked by Attic Gnome 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A girl asks her mum
"wots a co, ck"
Mum says "it's the big that hangs between a mans legs"
girl asks "wots a cu, nt??"
mum says "thats the rest of him
2007-03-11 10:47:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Oh I have a cute one!
A little girl was being bad all day, and her mother was getting fed up, so she tells the girl to go outside and pick a switch, because she's getting a whipping. The girl goes sadly outside and is gone for quite awhile, so the mother looks out the window and sees her hopping trying to reach a small limb on a tree, not quite making it. Finally she makes it, but she's just hanging on to it, not really heavy enough to break it off, and the mother giggles to herself.
A few minutes later, the girl comes back into the house a little dirty, her hands behind her back, almost in tears and says 'I'm sorry mummy, I couldn't find a good stick.'
'Is that right?' the mom says, no longer angry.
The girl brings her hands behind her back and says 'but here's a rock you can throw at me.'
(of course the mum never really punished her.. :P)
Hope you like it.
2007-03-11 09:51:13 · answer #2 · answered by kenniemcooper 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I saw you're mum walking down the road in the town and she had a pig underneath her arm, I walked over and asked where you get that from and the pig replied,"I won her in a fair"
2007-03-11 10:06:06 · answer #3 · answered by gona-b-a-gr8 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. i like it. that is not any shaggy dog tale yet my mum used to assert all of this to us babies and that i say all of them to my babies. properly all except the perfect one. and now my oldest daughter says a number of this to her youthful sister lol. talk about passing it down contained in the family members hey, Have a well-known man or woman.
2016-12-01 20:31:06 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mother made me a homosexual, now I just her to make another one so I can have a friend to play with!
2007-03-11 09:50:49 · answer #5 · answered by snapdragon747 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
why was Cinderella bad at football
because her coach was a pumpkin
2007-03-11 09:49:50 · answer #6 · answered by ????????? 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
geoff d deserves the best answer - that one made me laugh.
2007-03-14 10:46:01 · answer #7 · answered by Mrs_W 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If its not one thing, its your mother.
2007-03-11 11:46:02 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋