2007-03-11 09:36:09 · 13 answers · asked by kristy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
unlike Rosa Parks, yo momma likes it in the back of the bus
2007-03-11 12:41:43 · answer #1 · answered by TYLER 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so fat, when she went swimming, Columbus stuck a flag in her belly and claimed her as a colony of Spain!
2007-03-11 16:53:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Whats the difference between yo mamma and...
A rooster-- A rooster says cock-a-doodle-doo.
Yo mamma-- Yo mamma says any-cock'll-doo.
Drugs-- People admit to being on drugs.
2007-03-11 18:24:46 · answer #3 · answered by wahoo! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
2007-03-11 16:52:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama i so fat that she covers her pills in Mayo
Yo Mama is so stupid that her boats had a R and L on them for left and right and she put them on the wrong feet!
Yo Mama is so fat that when she opened a bag of skittles the rainbow came!
Yo Mama is so fat that the ocean is her bathtub
Yo Mama is so stupid that she thinks 2+2=5
Yo Mama is so stupid because she wanted to copy a c.d so she went to the post office and tried to copy it with the copyer machine there!
2007-03-11 16:48:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
yo momma is so dumb she went to an "R" rated movie and it said under 17 not admitted...so she went and got 16 of her friends...
2007-03-11 16:46:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so fat that she has smaller fat woman orbiting her.
yo momma is so fat that every time she walks in high hills she strikes oil.
2007-03-14 07:15:20 · answer #7 · answered by william j 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!
2007-03-11 16:47:02 · answer #8 · answered by peanut 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yo momma is so fat, when we fornicated i accidently gave it to her stretch mark.
2007-03-11 17:22:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!
2007-03-11 17:17:15 · answer #10 · answered by lilangel_04_02 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋