heard of this Egyptian technology before?

Question

no offense i am proud of my ancient Egyptian civilization :)

>After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year, Russian
>scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and
>came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a
>telephone
>network one thousand years ago.
>
>So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American
>scientists dug 200 meters and headlines in the US papers read: "US
>scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibers, and
>have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech
>digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians."
>
>
>One week later, the
>Egyptian newspapers reported the following:
>"After digging as deep as 500 meters, Egyptian scientists have
>found absolutely nothing.
>They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were
>already using Bluetooth and Wireless technology."

i have posted two Egyptian jokes of that type before .. check out my history and read them ;)

Answer 1

Hope you don't mind but I have copied and posted this one up at University in Australia
It will be a definite hit with all the Pro's,Lecturers and other students. I am sure it must have been originally written by someone experienced in researching Egypt's incredible history.
Another big thanks for brightening up our day!!

Apologies to the questioner
I am directing this at another answerer.
But what the ? does, the theme of this joke have to do with taking surveys.
You are another one of these that uses the site just to flog their "enterprises",that is not what this is about. GET IT!
Go away and flog your scams on surveys and polls or whatever, where ever!

Answer 2

there have been many hypotheses about the Egyptian pyramid structure ideas. those ideas look to have stepped ahead over the years; later pyramids were no longer outfitted an identical way as before ones. truly some the shape hypotheses are depending on the theory that huge stones were carved with copper chisels from stone quarries, and those blocks were then dragged and lifted into position. Disagreements more often than not concern the strategies used to flow and position the stones. to boot to the various unresolved arguments about the shape ideas, there have been disagreements as to the variety of artwork force used. The Greeks, many years after the shape, believed it may were outfitted by technique of slave labor. Archaeologists now have self belief that the large Pyramid of Giza (a minimum of) became outfitted by technique of tens of thousands of experienced workers who camped close to the pyramids and worked for a income or as a kind of tax fee (levee) until eventually the shape became accomplished, pointing to laborers cemeteries stumbled on in 1990 by technique of archaeologists Zahi Hawass and Mark Lehner. For the middle Kingdom Pyramid of Amenemhat II, there is evidence from the annal stone of the king that foreigners from Palestine were used.

Answer 3

Ha ha, I think that's hilarious. But what's with all the > thingies? 9/10.

Answer 4

Ha ha I like that one!

Answer 5

ha ha ha

Answer 6

good one. made me smile :o)))))

Answer 7

lol

Answer 8

cute :)