A woman arranges to meet her friend for a night out! She decides to buy some new shoes,she settles for a pair of Patent Leather (really shiny).
Whilst on her way to meet her friend she realises she forgot to put her Knickers on,she decides to carry on regarless! When she arrives at the pub her friend comes over and says-i like your new shoes. The woman looks down at her shoes and a look of horror comes over her face,what's wrong asks her friend?
Look says the women-my shoes are cracked!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-11 08:29:41 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha lmao love it
2007-03-11 09:00:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not bad 8 out of 10
2007-03-11 08:34:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
per retail sales, the "conventional" womens shoe sizes are 7 and seven a million/2. yet conventional sized women human beings can positioned on everywhere between 6 a million/2 and eight a million/2 or 9 and nonetheless be contained available in the industry selection of "conventional".
2016-10-01 22:58:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's not really funny... and kinda unrealistic? I mean who's shoes ar emirror shiniy?? Who goes to the pub with no pants on?? It boggles the mind!
2007-03-11 08:35:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Tasteless but funny. 9/10.
2007-03-11 09:36:34 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha very funny. (People who don't get it) The shoes reflect *what-is-under-her-dress*, and the women makes up the 'cracks' to cover up for the fact that other people are actually viewing her _________ !
2007-03-11 08:38:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I get it, 7/10.
2007-03-11 12:13:08 · answer #7 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10 funny lol
2007-03-11 10:13:20 · answer #8 · answered by steve738494 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2007-03-11 08:33:00 · answer #9 · answered by fear of the dark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really funny!!!!
have a star!
2007-03-11 10:59:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋