3 men get sent to hell: The devil asks the 1st man "Why r u here?" the man said "I was an alchoholic" So the Dev opens up a cell door with tons of liquor in it. The man smiles as he walks in and is locked in for 1,000 years
The Dev asks the 2nd man "Why r u here?" The man replied "I was always cheating on my wife" So the Dev opens up a cell door with 50 hot, naked women inside. The man gets excited as he is locked in for 1,000 years.
The Dev asks the 3rd man "Why R U here?" The man replied, "I was such a pot head" So the Dev opens up a cell door which is a field upon field of the best pot ever" The man walks in and sits on the ground
A 1,000 years later
The Dev opens up the 1st cell door, the man crawls out covered in his own mess and slurs "I'm never drinking again" So the Dev gave him a 2nd chance
The 2nd cell door, the man runs out screaming "I'm going gay!" So the Dev said ok. The 3rd door, the dev opens it and the man looks up with a tear in his eye as he asks "Got a light?
2007-03-11 08:29:11 · 21 answers · asked by hippie6420 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i will remember that one until i smoke another fatty! good thing i live with you so you can tell me again! love you baby!
2007-03-11 15:44:13 · answer #1 · answered by tattoojack 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I had to print this out
Because I think its funny
The dude stuck in for thousand years
The weed did not cost him money
But what a surprise he got
Yes After the door was closed
Thought he would smoke a fatty
And inhale it through his nose
But nope - He could not do it
Because he had no fire
Dern - that devil could have at least
Fulfilled that mans desire!
Its like - The first man should have had no bottle opener or cork screw- and the 2nd man - should have had all those naked women - without vaginas- Ha - but I am sure - this is a cool joke !!
2007-03-11 08:38:11 · answer #2 · answered by lee 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Funny!
2007-03-11 08:34:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I thought there was something missing there, 7/10.
2007-03-11 12:19:51 · answer #4 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Brilliant! I couldn't stop laughing for 10 minutes!
I must stop smoking this stuff!
2007-03-11 10:01:28 · answer #5 · answered by snapdragon747 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Dude, I will forget that joke in a few minutes. Not worth my time. Sorry!
2007-03-11 08:33:08 · answer #6 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hilarious and I feel sorry for the pothead.
2007-03-11 09:40:32 · answer #7 · answered by cynical 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Love it, definitely one that I'll remember.
2007-03-11 10:57:18 · answer #8 · answered by Female O ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Very funny, I will remember that one.
2007-03-11 08:55:24 · answer #9 · answered by Saber 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ha ha ha
2007-03-11 08:43:11 · answer #10 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋