(A bit of background info for non-British, C&A used to be a large department store in England).
A blonde lady is sitting in a bar having a drink and an Irish man walks in and sits on the stool next to her. He had big wellington boots on which he promptly took off. The blonde lady notices they have an "L" and an "R" in the left and right wellingtons respectively. Curious, the blonde lady asks Why have you got an L and an R in your wellies?" The Irish man replies "because im a bit dim you see, it tells me which welly is for my left foot and which is for my right", the blonde lady replies "ohhhhh, so thats why ive got C&A in my knickers then".
Boom boom.
2007-03-11 08:12:23 · 15 answers · asked by Matt B 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
made me smile but not laugh. well tried.
2007-03-11 08:15:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. Out of shear terror, she grabs for the horse's mane but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness or even death when Frank, the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.
2007-03-11 15:16:43 · answer #2 · answered by tiffany 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
So she has a department store in her pants?
OH I think I get it. The pants are from C&A so they have a C&A label on them...
But C&A could stang for... c*** and a**.
Did I get it? Haha.
*Rolls eyes so far back I can see my brain*
2007-03-11 15:17:20 · answer #3 · answered by Strawberry 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What does the c and a stand for. WHen you pick the best answer please explain.
Have a good evening. Please leave a comment if you are going to pick me as best answer.
2007-03-11 15:18:59 · answer #4 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ahaha
i get itt
2007-03-11 15:20:40 · answer #5 · answered by nomal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I giggled.
2007-03-11 15:29:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha...
C & A
2007-03-12 04:00:31 · answer #7 · answered by Oh! Crud 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! C&A can also be read as **** and *** on her underwear.
2007-03-11 16:23:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i
got
it
2007-03-11 15:26:03 · answer #9 · answered by parvez d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!!dats so funny!!!!nice one!!!
2007-03-11 16:39:00 · answer #10 · answered by sylesh3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋