A man comes home from work one day, and finds his wife stark naked, jumping up and down on the bed.
Man: "What the hell are you doing?"
Woman: "I just got back from my doctor's appointment, and he said I have the breasts of a 20 year old."
Man: "Oh yeah, did he say anything about your 40 year old a**
Woman: "No, your name didn't come up."
2007-03-11 08:06:47 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
AHAHAHA! Ohh man. Serves the husband right.
2007-03-11 08:10:27 · answer #1 · answered by cutie.pie_xo 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Little Johnny watched his Daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, Johnny followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself, he ran home and started to tell his mother.
"Mommy I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane . . . ."
At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny this is such an interesting story suppose you save the rest of it for supper time.I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight".
At the dinner table Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army".
Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt.
2007-03-11 15:12:19 · answer #2 · answered by tiffany 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would give that an 8 it was funny
2007-03-11 15:09:43 · answer #3 · answered by jenjen 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha
2007-03-11 15:44:37 · answer #4 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so very funny haha
2007-03-11 15:39:08 · answer #5 · answered by kitti-kitti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A big laugh here.
2007-03-11 15:10:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha that is funny
2007-03-11 17:22:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-03-11 15:08:44 · answer #8 · answered by BetsyLauren 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that was a good comeback on her part
2007-03-11 15:11:04 · answer #9 · answered by Catalyst 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha
2007-03-11 15:09:04 · answer #10 · answered by x plug in baby xo 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋