A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you".
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that. But first, you have to be single and you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley, "maybe we will see what we can do."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
2007-03-11 07:14:39 · 11 answers · asked by Barry T 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Don't make it a habit, 8/10
2007-03-11 11:50:07 · answer #1 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent dosent make much sense though is kevin going to the party as a cab driver?
2007-03-11 07:18:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-12-18 10:53:50 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-03-11 08:53:14 · answer #4 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haaaaaahaha nice
2007-03-11 07:24:53 · answer #5 · answered by soulshine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah!! Not funny!!
2007-03-11 07:18:41 · answer #6 · answered by Princess of Egypt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. =D
Good joke!
2007-03-11 07:17:51 · answer #7 · answered by Strawberry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry, the joke's old now....I put it on weeks ago :)
2007-03-11 07:18:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OH MY GOD!!!! This one's brilliant!
2007-03-11 07:19:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok lol
2007-03-11 07:23:10 · answer #10 · answered by **ZARA** 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋