Little Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
2007-03-11 07:02:17 · 21 answers · asked by Barry T 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now."
"Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep sh*t."
2007-03-11 07:02:49 · update #1
ha ha ha ha.....ha...11/5 ..star..i like that...;-)
2007-03-11 07:07:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant 11/10
2007-03-11 11:58:13 · answer #2 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi no longer in straight forward terms that, wel moseba en his complete call is Giyaseldeein yet he prefers to be referred to as the quick ...........OMG i won't be able to even convey myslef to assert it and that i generally element and talk with him in sign language at the same time as giggling all of the time. The unfavourable guy thinks i'm 0.5 nuts. besides i forgot to inform u that Nadine's bus driving force's call, is ......... Gulla..........LOL he's from Pakistan. edit: @ Hatem, heya na2sa now every time i ll seem at him, i ll be crying from laughter further and further, lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 7aram 3leik. he's Indian btw. edit: @ Hatem back, now begad this q is beginning to stink from a number of those names 2al 3efinna we kamman Menten, doul akeed men 3eilet "Mast7amash" lolzzzzzzzzz
2016-10-18 02:56:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha very Funny
2007-03-11 07:09:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How true,little Johnny is so old for his age even tho' it's not given.
2007-03-11 08:42:01 · answer #5 · answered by inquisitor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious 10/10!
2007-03-11 07:10:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe this Johny is naughty always
2007-03-11 07:04:19 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard way to many of these dumb jokes. Sorry dude, not funny.
2007-03-11 07:14:09 · answer #8 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive seen that joke before its very funny
2007-03-11 07:16:39 · answer #9 · answered by Nicc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-03-11 08:56:02 · answer #10 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it wasn't so close to the truth it would be funnier.
2007-03-11 07:06:04 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋