Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddy bikers who worked as aircraft mechanics in Dallas Tx. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!" Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hootch and got completely smashed.
The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!
Then the phone rings. It's Jim.
Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?"
Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
Bud says, "No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing.
We ought to do this more often."
"Yeah, well there's just one thing."
"What's that?"
"Have you farted yet?"
"No."
"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm at Denver now"
2007-03-11 07:01:14 · 40 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Pd!!!!!!!!!!... g'eventing sire!.. hey wait?! are u really?..lmao!!! oo...i'm up for a visit...lol...hee hee...hve a good one.. ;-)
2007-03-11 07:06:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i think this is equally good!!!
Three surgeons met at a convention, and during the break, they began discussing what types of patients they liked to operate on.
The first doc said, "I prefer to operate on short people because it's more of a challenge to get the job done without making as large an incision."
The second surgeon replied, "Challenge, shmallenge. I prefer to operate on oriental people because their anatomy is always textbook perfect. Everything is in the right place every time.
The third doctor said, "Obviously neither of you has ever done surgery on a lawyer. They are by far the easiest patients to cut on. When you open them up, you'll see that they have no heart, they certainly have no guts, and their rear end is interchangeable with their mouth."
2007-03-11 18:50:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one 10 out of 10 !
2007-03-16 05:06:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heheheheheheheheheheheh
2007-03-13 18:43:57 · answer #4 · answered by Sony 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard one similar about lighting a match in the out house after drinking granny's moonshine
2007-03-11 07:06:15 · answer #5 · answered by premedhopeful 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not great, sorry 7/10
2007-03-11 12:00:27 · answer #6 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not bad ...6 out of 10
2007-03-11 07:12:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I laughed R U happy
2007-03-14 00:23:27 · answer #8 · answered by rasu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha. I get 2 points without reading the joke!!!
2007-03-13 21:56:49 · answer #9 · answered by Aksum 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good
2007-03-11 19:05:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....that's hilarious....sorta weird in a way 2...9\10
2007-03-11 07:08:01 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋