Is it possible to get a caffeine buzz from smoking ground coffee?

Answer 1

no

Answer 2

No, uhm I'm guessing this based on the fact that the more you burn the coffee the less caffeine there is. That is what I'm told by the people that sell me my coffee.

If you want to get a massive caffeine buzz, one way is to eat coffee beans that're covered in chocolate. However don't eat too many or you won't sleep, and you'll be horny and you will be worst of all, constipated like all hell. You'll want to go to the bathroom but nothing will happen. You'll try to sleep but still nothing, and you'll just feel twitchy.

Another way I've heard is to get a home enema kit, then you brew up coffee and let it cool completely. Then use it for an enema. The walls of your intestines will absorb the caffeine very fast. It's used as a caffeine colonic if I remember right.

Just remember that if you're trying for a buzz it's like any drug, and too much will be bad for you, so be safe.

Answer 3

A few years back they stopped giving the inmates at a prison in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, nicotine gum as they are not allowed to smoke in government institutions, so they took the leftover teabags, and soaked the remnants in water that they disolved the gum in and made contraband smokes with the tea leaves, nicotine gum extract and toilet paper, must have been some wild mentol smokes???, coffee grounds are good for your garden, along with egg shells

Answer 4

No, you should never smoke coffee grounds!

Answer 5

Interesting...I would guess no because caffeine seems to be more of something that works through ingesting...but hey, you only live once, why don't you try it and tell us!!!

Answer 6

I think it might hurt your lungs. Try drinking Starbucks. :)

Answer 7

u are a sad, sad man.

Answer 8

LOL no