An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a fight, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night.
A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most... "When I die I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
They believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats and dogs, and strange sounds at all hours. He was feared and enjoyed the respect it garnished.
He died abruptly under strange circumstances and the funeral had a closed casket. After the burial, the wife went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow. The gaiety of her actions were becoming extreme while her neighbors approached in a group to ask these questions:
Are you not afraid? Concerned? Worried? that this man who practiced black magic and stated when he died he would dig his way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?
The wife put down her drink and said. . .
"Nah... let the old man dig. I had him buried upside down!"
2007-03-11 06:21:41 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i really liked this i will have to tell it to my hubby lol
2007-03-11 06:45:10 · answer #1 · answered by missy k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the only distinction is in the perspective of the guy describing it. Magic is magic. all of it comes from an analogous source. an analogous forces that are used to bless may be used to curse. i think the main simplistic definition may be that all of it comes right down to motive, yet even that may not even on the factor of being precise. human beings spend a great way too lots time niggling over black and white magic and not adequate genuinely doing something. A colleague of mine as quickly as reported, "the variety between black and whit magic is that black magic is something that genuinely achieves a consequence, white magic is each and every thing else." i like that description. Magic is. Use it. there is not any black or white, those are aritficial differences created by technique of those that have a might desire to sense morally better to others.
2016-09-30 12:47:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good 9 out of 10!
2007-03-11 06:26:17 · answer #3 · answered by R.E.M.E. 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
10/10 and a star that was pure class :0)
2007-03-11 08:03:31 · answer #4 · answered by Barry T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YEP THATS WORTH FULL MARKS + 10/10
2007-03-11 07:13:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a very funny joke and thank you
2007-03-11 06:28:30 · answer #6 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a little drawn out, but funny...
2007-03-11 10:17:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haaaaaaaaa that's a keeper
2007-03-11 07:34:24 · answer #8 · answered by soulshine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha Hahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
2007-03-11 06:27:18 · answer #9 · answered by Luna Minx 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
now thats clever
2007-03-11 06:26:31 · answer #10 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋