Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
2007-03-11 06:21:38 · 18 answers · asked by x-Kelly-x 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny
Here is a joke:
Here is a children joke
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
2007-03-11 06:26:01 · answer #1 · answered by Ace s 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
So a teacher is upset with a wise guy boy who thinks he can skip first grade to third so they go so he can plead his case to the principal and be proven wrong. So she sits the boy in front of the principal and asks him some questions.
Whats 6 times 6
36
Whats the Capital of Canada
Ottawa
Who was the 23rd president of the US
Chester Arthur.
Her attempts to trick the student are not working and the principal is looking convinced. So she asks him some more questions.
What starts with a P and is in your pants but not mine.
Pockets
What starts with a C and ends in a T, is oval shaped and hairy, and has a whitish liquid.
A Coconut
What starts with an F and ends in a K that means a hot steamy time.
A Firetruck.
The principal stands up and says, "Well, You can move this kid up with fifth grade I got the last three wrong."
2007-03-11 06:29:25 · answer #2 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That were funny, and i do have a few good jokes, but it's a little to long to put on here as of now
2007-03-11 06:40:59 · answer #3 · answered by Kas-O 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was worth a chuckle.
And yes I do know some good jokes. One is about a very small person that plays the piano.
2007-03-11 06:25:02 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Why did the Mexicans only have 400 people at the Alamo?
2007-03-11 06:24:15 · answer #5 · answered by I-Eat-Paint-Chips 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-03-11 06:28:12 · answer #6 · answered by Luna Minx 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have two jokes: 1.where did the alien get its milk from? (the milky way)
2.whats black and white,but read (red) all over? (a newspaper)
2007-03-11 06:25:07 · answer #7 · answered by silvermiamikitten 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny
My joke:
Why are big-nosed people so cheap?
Because air is free.
2007-03-11 07:20:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus, on the cross, in his waning moments of life, calls to the crowd below, 'Peter!' The apostle Peter hears the call and moves closer to his liege. 'Yes, my Lord, he says. Jesus calls again, 'Peter!' Peter approaches the base of the cross, 'Yes my Lord, it is Peter, I am here for you what do you need?' Jesus calls, 'Come closer Peter.' Peter is beside himself, wondering what the son of God might have to say to him alone... He climbs the cross. Jesus calls 'Peter, come closer.' Peter replies that he is coming. At last, Peter reaches Jesus on the cross, and says, 'I am here my Lord, what can I do?' Jesus says 'Peter? Peter? Is that you Peter?' 'Yes my Lord, I am here for you.' Jesus says 'Peter, I can see your house from here....'
2007-03-11 06:26:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Mother: How do you like your teacher?
Shrey: Not very much.
Mother: Why is that?
Shrey: She asked me to sit in front for the present, but she didn’t give me any present.
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Ram: What is your main subject?
Prateek: Book-keeping.
Ram: Now I understand why you don’t return my books!
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2007-03-11 06:26:34 · answer #10 · answered by Stann 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋