My son is stationed in Bagdad, front line infantry. He idolizes Chuck Norris. Even on his My Space it's all about Chuck Norris. I wanted to surprise him by getting an autograph. Anyone know how to contact him to accomplish this?
2007-03-11 06:12:58 · 12 answers · asked by Crazybird 1 in Sports ➔ Martial Arts
i'll ask my boss at work on monday. his friend was actually a stunt double for him during walker texas ranger. so he kinda knows chuck and has an autographed pic in his office. and he told me he was actually in an episode of tx ranger not live his picture was on a wanted poster.
chuck has a house around here(dallas) and is the owner of a few martial arts gyms around here.
anyways untill then his official website sells autograph pics
http://www.chucknorris.com/html/shopping4.html
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2007-03-11 09:34:17 · answer #1 · answered by Cnote 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
certainly the whole "liberal media" element is only bullshit. there are thousands of Rush Limbaugh's and bill O'Reilly's on the internet. There are just some Keith Oberman's. So the spectacular wing assholes idolize Chuck Norris. Plus Chuck Norris is marvelous. Bruce Willis is extra useful
2016-11-24 20:27:23 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When chuck norris falls in the water, chuck norris doesn't get wet. Water gets chuck norris
2007-03-11 06:55:30 · answer #3 · answered by Nick S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure that Blackbelt Magazine has a way to get in touch with Chuck, as he has written articles for them before and is a member of their hall of fame.
Thank your son for his service to our country for me.
Before goin' to sleep, the boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
2007-03-11 06:48:38 · answer #4 · answered by RedNeckJiuJitsu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is a good man who deserves to be well respected since one never hears anything negative about him. But, if your son is in Baghdad, we all should be idolizing him since he is truly a hero!!!
2007-03-11 06:28:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When chuck norris falls in the water, chuck norris doesn't get wet. Water gets chuck norris
lololololo fu.ckin classic
try this site
http://www.chucknorris.com/html/shopping3.html
2007-03-11 08:23:07 · answer #6 · answered by faveraus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Contact Master George Dolby. He may be able to help you. Master Dolby worked my corner at my last fight. He is a good man and knows Mr. Norris personally.
http://www.dolbykarate.com/history.html
2007-03-11 07:02:41 · answer #7 · answered by JV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who doesn't idolize chuck norris?
2007-03-11 06:20:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good guys always wear black!
as a kid I couldnt believe it when he jumped through the windscreen of that car and head kicked the driver!... only the chuck is that awesome.
2007-03-11 09:01:34 · answer #9 · answered by SAINT G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CHUCK NORRIS IS THE MANNNNNNNNNNNNN! HE DOSENT BLEED RED BECUSE THATS THE COLOR OF COMMUNISUM.
2007-03-11 11:08:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋