A man goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. A couple days before the cruise, the travel agent calls and says the cruise has been cancelled, but he can get them on a three-day cruise instead. The man says "OK," and goes to the chemist to buy three Dramamine and three condoms.
Next day, the agent calls back and says he now can book a five-day cruise. The man says he'll take it and returns to the same chemist and buys two more Dramamine and two more condoms.
The following day, the travel agent calls again and says he can now book an eight-day cruise. Man says, "OK," and goes back to the chemist and asks for three more Dramamine and three more condoms.
Finally, the chemist asks, "Look, if it makes you sick, how come you keep doing it?"
2007-03-11 06:09:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks for the laugh
2007-03-11 06:11:49 · answer #1 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once i worked out what dramamine was i found it funny.
2007-03-11 13:18:32 · answer #2 · answered by Jazzybee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-03-11 13:13:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Indeed
2007-03-11 13:24:19 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice i needed a luagh
2007-03-11 13:17:47 · answer #5 · answered by TheOneNOnlyTK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - Excellent
2007-03-11 13:41:14 · answer #6 · answered by fizzents 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one is golden i love it
2007-03-11 13:55:31 · answer #7 · answered by missy k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!
2007-03-11 13:30:40 · answer #8 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... silly joke dude!!
2007-03-11 13:18:39 · answer #9 · answered by roon_muggle 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny.
too long.
2007-03-11 13:17:28 · answer #10 · answered by Cassie B 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha ... !!! Cool joke ... !!!
2007-03-11 13:12:23 · answer #11 · answered by linuska94 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋