A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart.
When the minister finished with the sermon and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart was opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed.
Just at that moment one of the mourners started laughing.
The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?"
"I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied.
"What's so funny about that?"
"I'm a gynecologist."
2007-03-11 06:06:51 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Got to say that was funny. Yeah, pictures in my head of it happening are pretty good. Any more???
2007-03-11 06:16:00 · answer #1 · answered by Jilly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I BET SOME COULD TAKE A COFFIN AS WELL 10/10
2007-03-11 14:31:57 · answer #2 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is not bad. Jokes have been dry lately. Got more? I've been recycling old ones.
2007-03-11 13:12:31 · answer #3 · answered by curious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Groovy!
2007-03-11 14:00:43 · answer #4 · answered by Louy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That conjured up some visual images that I do not want to have - but, it is funny.
2007-03-11 13:10:35 · answer #5 · answered by ra63 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rofl... I can hear all gynecologists giving their notice now...
2007-03-11 13:15:57 · answer #6 · answered by Ravi A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarous. just make sure not to say in front of certain people.
2007-03-11 13:10:32 · answer #7 · answered by Nick S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL - Excellent
2007-03-11 13:43:19 · answer #8 · answered by fizzents 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee hee!
That's a good 'un!
2007-03-11 13:14:08 · answer #9 · answered by sallybowles 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor
2007-03-11 13:11:41 · answer #10 · answered by chimpshagga 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋