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what do you call a china man = y won shu
2007-03-11 05:54:47 · 5 answers · asked by looby 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ooops thats supposed to say, what do you call a china man with one leg = y won shu
2007-03-11 05:56:48 · update #1
thats not very nice parmeet.
2007-03-11 06:17:27 · update #2
how do Australians practice safe sex....they paint an x on the backs of the sheep that kick.
Whats the height of conceit...
Haviing an orgasm and shouting out your own name
what did the elephant say to the naked man.
how do you drink with that....
two fat blokes in a pub.one said to the other, your round
so are you you fat basta*d, said the other.
2007-03-11 06:20:46 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here is a funny joke
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
2007-03-11 06:27:29 · answer #2 · answered by Ace s 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
1)What do you call a deer with no eyes...no idea.
2)What do you call a paralyzed deer with no eyes..
Still no idea.
3)What do you call a Scouser in a suit?..the accused.
4)What do you call a scouser with 1 GCSE?....Clever
5)What do you call a scouser with 2 GCSEs..a liar.
2007-03-11 06:06:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What you call a person that has no life... you!
2007-03-11 06:12:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
if smoking kills how come it cures kippers?
2007-03-11 06:06:26 · answer #5 · answered by jonova2003 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋