Seriously, I'm a doctor and my patient's left ventrical just burst. He's being prepped for surgery right now. How do I fix it?
2007-03-11 05:52:31 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
ha-ha. Duct tape!!
2007-03-11 05:56:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seriously...if you are a doctor, you would not be on here asking a bunch of people you don't even know how to fix a serious condition as this. You would be there with your patient and consulting with other physicians if it was over your head.
Jeese, get a life and stop the lies
2007-03-11 12:58:23 · answer #2 · answered by CC Babydoll 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are serious I'm so glad you are not my doctor. But if you really want to know how to fix YOUR broken heart then just know it takes time, patience, and a little love and compassion. Don't worry over time you won't even remember your broken heart.
2007-03-11 12:58:59 · answer #3 · answered by eddf 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chewing gum might work. Don't forget to throw in a Junior Mint
2007-03-11 13:00:31 · answer #4 · answered by masonw9945 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Super glue should do doc
2007-03-11 12:56:44 · answer #5 · answered by IC4NDY_ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Transplant a new heart into him...
2007-03-11 12:57:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
with stitches silly
2007-03-11 12:56:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
....You're not a doctor, if you were you would know what to do.
2007-03-11 12:58:03 · answer #8 · answered by vexen431 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋