>Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight.
>
>She was from Quality Street ; he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way,
>they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum
>and Butter, she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name,' Polo, I'm the one
>with
>the hole' she said. I'm the one with the
>nuts,' he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked in, and
>went
>straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury
>turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he
>slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her
>Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly
>and Tic Tacs. Miss Rowntree wasn't
>keen to have any more Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down
>Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he
>always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a Magic Moment as she let out a
>scream of Turkish delight. She wanted more,
>he needed Time Out, and however, he noticed her pink Wafers looked very
>appetizing. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic
>in her Sherbet Fountain and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!
>Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go
>home to his wife, Caramel.
>
>Sadly he was soon to discover he had VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree
>had
>been with All Sorts!
2007-03-11 05:30:23 · 22 answers · asked by Tony T 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that caused a ripple of laughter.. very good. loved it...20 outta 10
2007-03-11 06:27:06 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cadbury
2016-03-29 00:07:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great loved it ill give it a HI five.
in fact i know mrs rowntree i met her she had a dog with her i think it was a SPANGUL i often see her im BERT and i have a BASSET.
as for mr cadbury he went for a REFRESHER at the local pub were they played cards and BLACK JACK i lost every DIME i had on me ,he kept on eyeing me up i think he was a bit TUITY FRUITY if you ask me.he even asked me if i wanted to help him toss a FRUIT SALAD.it was a good job the bar man called TIME (BAR).and i had the chance to make a BREAK AWAY from him
LOL 10/10
2007-03-11 06:11:50 · answer #3 · answered by andygames07 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE Cadbury chocolate!!! My friend gave it to me at school and I thought it was so much better than Hersheys. Dove is also thick and rich too.
2007-03-11 05:34:08 · answer #4 · answered by yahyouknow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Very clever Ha Ha loved it 10/10!!
2007-03-11 05:58:19 · answer #5 · answered by Chris 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sure know your chocolate. I bow down to you, O Wise Chocolate Knower. lol. Seriously i like the poem rhyme thingy. :)
2007-03-11 05:39:20 · answer #6 · answered by Lee.™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad, but it would have been easier to read of you'd deleted all the 'returns' in the original before you did the cut and paste job ! ! !
2007-03-11 05:46:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What a shame its SOOO rude as it's really rather funny, but you can't celebrate it with everyone.
2007-03-11 05:39:51 · answer #8 · answered by kittykatts 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:-)
who knew Miss rowntree was such a tart!
2007-03-11 11:48:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that was actually really smart and oddly funny. mmm i want some chocolate now!
2007-03-11 06:32:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋