2007-03-11 05:16:36 · 7 answers · asked by Zefram 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
My son really likes this one:
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
2007-03-11 07:05:13 · answer #1 · answered by totspotathome 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom
2007-03-11 12:36:04 · answer #2 · answered by Blondi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls (bagels).
2007-03-11 12:22:48 · answer #3 · answered by Heather Y 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do you call batman and robin after they have been crushed by a tank?
Flatman and ribbon.
AH AH AH
well i thought it was funny
2007-03-11 14:11:22 · answer #4 · answered by Lolipop 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
who's there
banana
knock knock
who's there
banana
knock knock
who's there
orange you glad i didn't say banana
first time I heard this was while I was driving...my friends 4yr old was telling my son( same age)....I laughed so hard...especially hearing from him
2007-03-11 12:29:19 · answer #5 · answered by Happy2bAlive 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
whos there?
olive
olive who?
olive you!! (i love u)
2007-03-11 13:55:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is from my three year old.....
knock knock
who's there?
cows say
cows say who?
silly you, cows say moo!
2007-03-11 13:02:12 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋